Flurpy Hooves | The Bardic Unicorn

I dealt with sabotage and I thought I could relax…

The game said: “Here’s a tornado.” 🌪️

Protect baby dinos at all costs. Live at 7:30 PM ET! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves

#JWE3 #JurassicWorldEvolution3

FlurpyHooves - Twitch Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!

Tonight there will be: smol steggos, tiny stomps, really good names. Like really really good.

7:30 PM ET 🦖
Jurassic World Evolution 3
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Big teeth, little arms. #rexy #JurassicWorldEvolution3 Gotta fix up the next park in this campaign! Getting started - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves!!

Had to restart the park last week 😅Didn't realize losing a raptor was a fail condition ha ...but look at these.
LOOK AT THEM.
BABY STEGGOS 🦕💕Starting at 7:30 PM ET Tonight! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves #jurassicworldevolution3

Such a cute... #skunkchicken! Getting started in #JurassicWorldEvolution3 tonight!! 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves

I had an idea! I took the dinosaur info from the game, made a database of it, and set it up with Streamerbot so you can call up dinosaur info during the stream!! So, if I forget, or you have no idea what that dino is, you can just do !dino (name) and get FACTS! #excited #jurassicworldevolution3

look at them
just two precious little angels
full of violence #raptors

going live tonight at 7:30 PM ET with #jurassicworldevolution3
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she is BABY
she is PERFECT
she is Precious Death Machine #velociraptor

#jurassicworldevolution3 at 7:30 PM ET 🦖💖
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YouTube video by Flurpy Hooves How do you feel about these babies?! | #flurpyhooves on #Twitch

I have made baby megs. I have zero regrets. youtube.com/shorts/Y20VM...

This is a baby Patagotitan. It is already taller than my park budget. I’m about to go live and start making really good life choices at 7:30 PM ET → twitch.tv/flurpyhooves #jurasssicworldevolution3

Behold: a baby mosasaur 🐋🦖
Also behold: my park’s budget on life support and dinosaurs that refuse to respect fences.

Come watch me flirt with bankruptcy in Jurassic World Evolution 3 tonight at 7:30 PM ET while I try very hard to get the next park to 5 stars.

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I really don't know how I did this? I swear that light post wasn't in the way when I laid out the track, but ... I caused a pile up ha! Working on campaign mode some more tonight, come enjoy my chaos (and also, DINOSAURS!) #jurassicworldevolution3 twitch.tv/flurpyhooves 7:30 PM ET!

Twitch Twitch is the world

Woo, sorry for the delay! Dinner ran a bit late - but getting started with dinosaurs tonight! I apparently have to set up a river cruise! #JurassicWorldEvolution3 Bout to get started - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves

No stream tonight, not feeling well. Be back tomorrow!

It's time to make more dinosaurs! Hopefully I'll get out of the tutorial tonight! Getting started at 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves

Come and hang out! Chat about dinosaurs! They are very, very cute!! #JurassicWorldEvolution3

A wild Gengar has appeared!!! He's very cute and soft, and I LOVE felting on details for the faces.

(IF YOU WANT TO BUY HIM, YOU TOTALLY CAN. All the funds go into my wedding!)

#pokemon #crochet #amagarumi

Not a drill: BABY. DINOSAURS.

They are cute. They have family units. They are SO SMOL. I will have to breed them all.

#JurassicWorldEvolution3

Getting ready to get this show on the road! Let's make some baby dinosaurs! #JurassicWorldEvolution3 - Starting at 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves

Happy New Year!! New Year, New game?! I picked up Jurassic World Evolution 3 finally...... and I HAVE TO MAKE BABY DINOSAURS! Starting the stream at usual time tonight; come and chat with me about dinosaurs! LAUGH AT MY PRONUNCIATIONS!

Happy Holidays! I did an art!

Twitch Twitch is the world

Okay, so, hopefully Dreamlight Valley cooperates tonight.. and I can do some HOLIDAY THINGS. FOR THE HOLIDAYS! Bout to get started - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves Hang out. Chat with me. Laugh at my nonsense and chaos. :) Keep me company!

FlurpyHooves - Twitch Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!

I lied. Dreamlight Valley is down, so playing Light up the Town instead! Holiday spirit!!! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves

Twitch Twitch is the world

Stitch just showed up, everything is adorable, and I am *slightly* overwhelmed by the sheer number of quests staring at me. Come hang out in my chaos!
🕢 7:30 PM ET | twitch.tv/flurpyhooves

Claire Obscure: Expedition 33 ( @expedition33.bsky.social ) deserves everything it won and more. Couldn't be more happy for the team that made that happen!! Congrats, and thank you for showing that turn-based games are still amazing <3 (Also, the MUSIC!)

FlurpyHooves - Twitch Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!

Time for some Dreamlight Valley! It's almost like there was a big update, or something. About to get underway with the magic - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves!

Tonight’s Dreamlight Valley adventure:
Cute Disney characters ✔️
Cozy ✔️
Epona blocking Goofy's stall ✔️🐴
Come hang out at 7:30 PM ET for chill exploring and accidental horse chaos!
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FlurpyHooves - Twitch Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!

More Dreamlight Valley night! Moana and Maui just joined the valley, so things are feeling extra ocean-y. ✨
Hang out while I explore, decorate, and probably get distracted by something sparkly.
7:30 PM ET — twitch.tv/flurpyhooves

FlurpyHooves - Twitch Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!

Back in Dreamlight Valley tonight! I’m still early in the base game, and my valley looks a bit like a trainwreck, but now I have a pony. .
Get comfy and come relax with me at 7:30 PM ET. 🐴💫
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Couple days into Dreamlight Valley. Plot wise, no idea what is going on. Still cozy tho. Now with bunny. 🐰✨
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Tonight: trading necromorphs for ponies.
Disney Dreamlight Valley @ 7:30 PM ET! 🦄💫
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