UpTheLoons 🐦‍⬛

David Martinez to #TeamTuck is massive. Surprised @tombogert.bsky.social didn't have the scoop on this.

Not to be pedantic... But "outlasts" is harsh. They poured it on at the end but overall it was a pretty even match.

Don't be sad the Olympics is over, be happy you don't have to use that fuck ass app anymore.

At least I don't have to watch anymore West Brom matches.

What are the roster mechanics/rules of a trial.

Also, congratulations on the baby!

Miazga got 3 games for this... Surely @mls.bsky.social will hold up that precedent.

I know that this is both too early and too late, but I want to post for posterity's sake. 2/18/26.

MLS season starts tomorrow. All ESPN could muster up was literally a 5 seconds exchange. Wilbon asked "MLS starts tomorrow, are you excited?" And Kornheiser replied "Messi... That's all I got"

I feel like I say this every year, but it's crazy to me ESPN seems so dedicated to ignoring the league.

Getting to keep the hammer on a blank is kinda bullshit. You had the advantage and didn't score. Why do you get rewarded for that?

a man wearing glasses says " yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could ALT: a man wearing glasses says " yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could

(jk. I really do hope it works out. It would be fun to have a successful js in the league...22 is a lot doe)

An MNUFC club legend.

I'll start.
a) I really like the nod to the sash. With that said, it's probably towards the bottom half for me. Gotta wait to see more of it tho.
b) either northern lights or start night. Both were so good.
c) the all blue with black trim from 21
d) probably 22 because they looked so good on TV.

2026 Addition:
a) Where does the new kit rank on your list?
b) What is your favorite kit up close?
c) What is your favorite kit for TV?
d) What is your favorite combo?
#MNUFC

If it's not there your guess is as good as mine.

You used up all the glue on purpose

Crazy to think if he was born just 750 miles north he'd be an MLS Cup winner. #MNUFC

Why doesn't Bongi make the South Africa national team? Looking at their roster/the leagues others on the team play in, it would seem he's more than good enough. #MNUFC

Unfortunately, I think ownership's primary ambition at the moment is to keep the team competitive while they build out the area around the stadium. Until that's complete, I just don't believe we'll be the type of club to have 2 starting caliber players for 1 position.

Surprised this isn't being universally celebrated by #MNUFC fans. Rosales was great, but also #1 on the list of players other teams would be interested in and we could do without. Markanich is our LWB and Padelford is a good enough #2. We can use this money for areas where we have a greater need.

I have immediately lost all respect or affinity for DSC. He has every right to do what he thinks is best for him... And I have every right to think this is fucking gross. #MNUFC

""take it easy' She's my lady and that's what I say...hey that could be something?"

This is what made me finally just turn it off.

Holy shit. This world cup draw is the worst thing I've ever seen. I want to die.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results... Unless you're the parent of a newborn. Then just keep trying the same 3 things and eventually it will work. It's basically a combination lock but the combination changes every night.

My Irish neighbor installs high-end hot water heaters for a living. He said he has a job for me if I'm ever interested but warned "it's a tankless job"

"don't worry! We moved all the buttons" - Instagram

a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park . ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

I typically listen to about 3-5 MLS podcasts a week. After last week's one-two punch, I haven't had the courage to listen to any. Hopefully we turn things around this weekend so I have something to fill this void.

Inter Miami is disgusting. Luis Suarez is disgusting. Spitting on a Sounders coach. #LeaguesCup #MLS