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im the guy who makes all the overwatch ladies look the same. Its because I am haunted by my lost love who died in a snowplough accident. Please do not send me any more blender videos thankyou

her: you better not be fucked up looking moai head from the god hand prototype build when i get there

me:

tipping

Bulgaria on Instagram Picture shows a smiling man in a gray shirt in front of the Bulgarian flag Caption reads, Learn Cyber bullying in Bulgarian Online in 4 weeks

The official Bulgaria account on Instagram is doing some pretty cool stuff

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper

halloween ram ranch parody where the cowboys are replaced with pumpkins

amtrak station ambiance

evil senator armstrong be like: my source is that i looked it the fuck up

Engraved line of chinese poetry captioned "Stroking the sword while lamenting the social realities" (tE 剑伤世路），engravedbyShen Qianqiu. Ming Dynasty (Fig. 14)

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities

tweet from 8/20/22 by joe kerr (@societylivr1984), accompanied by a picture of george w bush: There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling—that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again

have basically been thinking about this tweet all year, and i finally found it again

doctor told me to doomscroll more. blood pressure too low

It’s wild that Conan has read State and Revolution.

Hanging out at the goth sex club dressed like happy gilmore

and I have a lot of respect for Oda Nobunaga and all that he has achieved. the fool of owari. They sure were making a fool outta him, the monks of mt. Hiei. And he goes up there and he - did you hear about this? - and he tells them, he cuts their heads off. All those many monks

now play shenmue and acquaint yourself with the patron saint of "um..."

ESPN headline: Lewis Hamilton on age concerns: I'll never be old

A forty year old pretending they aren’t old? Welcome to your Bluesky account Lewis Hamilton

ive never heard of any of these but im certain my associates are among their ranks

good morning comrades

Change in Paris air quality between 2007 and 2023 using visuals

Air pollution has dropped significantly in #Paris in the last 15 years. Mayor @annehidalgo.bsky.social’s leadership has traded car space for green space, safe bike space, kid space.. and traded pollution for people.

Good trade.

i was not born. my understanding of bread and its acolytes is embedded in my very dna

i made like a super furnace with a carpet duplicator once. it almost drove me insane

Extremely serious new york times font: the communists have invented a gun that gives you a hangover