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Stan Kelly

@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social

Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) https://linktr.ee/stankelly

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Hiring - en mask!
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Congratulations on the MLK Day, my fellow Americans:
We beat racism!

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19.01.2026 22:12 — 👍 385    🔁 47    💬 6    📌 3
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Achtung-tied.

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09.01.2026 20:53 — 👍 2740    🔁 514    💬 34    📌 35
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🏆🥇

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03.01.2026 01:10 — 👍 415    🔁 41    💬 5    📌 1
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Outlook for the new year ...

31.12.2025 23:20 — 👍 8240    🔁 2470    💬 54    📌 65
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A name you can trust.

31.12.2025 21:51 — 👍 325    🔁 17    💬 12    📌 2

Some advice for you fancy folks going out on the town tonight:

31.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 147    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 1
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29.12.2025 19:44 — 👍 96    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0
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Lesson learned!
Hopefully my tough-love message didn’t sting too badly, but sometimes that’s what it takes.
Now we have the Trump Kennedy Center, Trump Gold Cards, and Trump-class battleships, just as God intended.
You’re welcome, America.

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29.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 457    🔁 61    💬 8    📌 3
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Thank you, @theonion.com

26.12.2025 19:45 — 👍 237    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 1
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Thanks for nothing, @time.com .

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26.12.2025 19:23 — 👍 943    🔁 121    💬 11    📌 3
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Let's come together to prevent elder abuse.
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24.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 733    🔁 125    💬 15    📌 8
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Let's make this the best Christmas. Ever.

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23.12.2025 22:19 — 👍 563    🔁 104    💬 4    📌 2
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Shrubs me the wrong way.

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22.12.2025 23:52 — 👍 354    🔁 40    💬 9    📌 2
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Something special for you folks in the latest Onion: the 2025 Kelly Wrapping Paper has arrived to make spirits bright.
You’re welcome,
Santa Kelly

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22.12.2025 21:02 — 👍 100    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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Wrap band.

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20.12.2025 17:31 — 👍 183    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 1
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This holiday season, please think of the children.
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20.12.2025 17:19 — 👍 549    🔁 111    💬 4    📌 7
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Nothing makes spirits bright like a Sicko looking through your window.

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15.12.2025 18:19 — 👍 37    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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O Tannen-BOMB!

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15.12.2025 18:12 — 👍 659    🔁 60    💬 9    📌 5
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Only eleven more shopping days until more shopping days.

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14.12.2025 14:36 — 👍 106    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0
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Bar Trivia = Latest Fad

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14.12.2025 14:35 — 👍 265    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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Swashbuckle-up.
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14.12.2025 14:34 — 👍 985    🔁 116    💬 8    📌 6
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Cyber Monday*

*latest fad

01.12.2025 22:30 — 👍 141    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 2

My latest is a tribute to the enduring power of friendship:

01.12.2025 22:02 — 👍 219    🔁 28    💬 9    📌 0
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After all we've done for them ...

"Happy" Thanksgiving.

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27.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 420    🔁 37    💬 4    📌 0
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Count your blessings.
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24.11.2025 16:53 — 👍 2747    🔁 442    💬 53    📌 33
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Hirsute Yourself

Don't bash the 'stache.

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20.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 175    🔁 18    💬 7    📌 7
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A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

19.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 668    🔁 71    💬 13    📌 3

These comments are legend-dairy.

19.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 181    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

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