@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) https://linktr.ee/stankelly
Don't bash the 'stache.
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A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
These comments are legend-dairy.
19.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 159 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0😂
19.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are a man of distinguished taste.
19.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This Mooooves me deeply.
19.11.2025 17:05 — 👍 887 🔁 118 💬 5 📌 1
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO ORDER AND GET SHIPPING BY THE HOLIDAYS!
I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
*Latest Fad
Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men.
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When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
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10.11.2025 19:28 — 👍 217 🔁 34 💬 5 📌 5
Public Enemy.
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From my "Factory" to you ...
08.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 330 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 1
'Cartoon Sickos' Tote Bag
For sickos, by sickos.
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Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
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"Print" is not dead.
07.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 226 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0
City of Sickos
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City of Sickos
05.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 554 🔁 68 💬 1 📌 1Holy crap I did not expect a follow from @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social for this. It actually makes the three hours of carving time and hand cramps worth it!
01.11.2025 19:08 — 👍 52 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I salute you! Many thanks, Kelly
01.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Does my heart proud ...
01.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 307 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 1
Who's going to (hallow)-WEEN today's kids off tomorrows dole?
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Trick? Or ... Treat!
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From last night, as far as I can remember ...
21.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 495 🔁 38 💬 10 📌 2
Cartoon 'Sickos' Premium T-Shirt
Turn down that infernal rap band and open up your wallet for the Kelly Collection. https://store.theonion.com/products/cartoon-sickos-premium-t-shirt?variant=40648597045317
20.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 206 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
TONIGHT!
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Finally! I’ve broken through the glass ceiling for old, white men hoping to work in animation.
Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.
October is "Breast Cancer Awareness Month." Brought to you by Big Boobs.
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"Puff Diddy" is being sentenced today.
Hasn't he suffered enough already??
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