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@unkn0wncryptid.bsky.social

he/they. 30s. tired.

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A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39566    ๐Ÿ” 10510    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 308    ๐Ÿ“Œ 331
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At last!! Fully finished Mammon!! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’šHe seriously tested my embroidery file making creativity with those huge pieces of clothing ๐Ÿ’€
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#Mammon #HelluvaBossFanart #helluvabossmammon #helluvaboss #hellaverse #wipart #Hellaverse

06.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 306    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Man if only there was a story Sony had about unregulated AI technology being bad for the world.

03.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a cartoon character with a tv head and a sign that says " max " ALT: a cartoon character with a tv head and a sign that says " max "

I'm still not over Vox's 'ahshdhaj...hdh...hagahd' before taking Alastor's deal

02.02.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1010    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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I refuse to believe Vox would harm his son

#HazbinHotel #Vox #HazbinVox #VelvetteHazbin

08.12.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 771    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
2016: "You're overreacting!"
2017: "You're overreacting!"
2018: "You're overreacting!"
2019: "You're overreacting!"
2020: "You're overreacting!"
2021: "You're overreacting!"
2024: "You're overreacting!"
2025: "You're overreacting!"
2026: "Well there was no way of knowing it would get this bad...

2016: "You're overreacting!" 2017: "You're overreacting!" 2018: "You're overreacting!" 2019: "You're overreacting!" 2020: "You're overreacting!" 2021: "You're overreacting!" 2024: "You're overreacting!" 2025: "You're overreacting!" 2026: "Well there was no way of knowing it would get this bad...

25.01.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A poster I made of a combat boot slamming down on an ice agent, the words on it say "I like my ice crushed"

A poster I made of a combat boot slamming down on an ice agent, the words on it say "I like my ice crushed"

Every day in 2026 I've woken up mad, without fail. Fuck ICE, fuck this whole fucking Administration. Bunch of evil evil evil dirty little liars. WE SEE THROUGH YOU!!!! *screams* what absolute scumbags.
#art

25.01.2026 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3126    ๐Ÿ” 1026    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

25.12.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 790    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
repost if trans people should have dr pepper

repost if trans people should have dr pepper

20.12.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7778    ๐Ÿ” 4864    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 167

I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life

16.12.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16888    ๐Ÿ” 8094    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102
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#HazbinHotelVox

19.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 495    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The tear rolling down Vox's face for this is peak. One simple thing expresses so much and ties the events of this entire season together

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2

19.11.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

06.11.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2005    ๐Ÿ” 628    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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#hazbins2

Deadass, this is the fucking funniest scene in Hazbin Hotel to date, no notes, its literally perfect in every way

08.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 512    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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your torment has only just begun. #hazbinhotelvax #vax

08.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 493    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Feel sick today but I drew my favorite sad little boy

12.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, the way she slides onto him is so sensual ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅด

12.10.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Male V sits on the hood of a car and looks out at as weak sunlight breaks through the smog over the Night City skyline. Next to him, Johnny Silverhand leans against the car with a guitar in his hands. Text reads, โ€œHappy Birthday, V!โ€

Male V sits on the hood of a car and looks out at as weak sunlight breaks through the smog over the Night City skyline. Next to him, Johnny Silverhand leans against the car with a guitar in his hands. Text reads, โ€œHappy Birthday, V!โ€

From humble beginnings in Watson to the big leagues of Corpo Plaza โ€” no oneโ€™s left their mark on Night City quite like V ๐Ÿ’›

Happy birthday to a true legend! ๐ŸŽ‰

12.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 298    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Surprise #Stolitz comm for anon with the theme "Coffee shop + kiss"! tastes like caramel ๐Ÿ˜‹

05.10.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 645    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get in losers, we're kidnapping Mr. Sandy Claws

09.07.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1902    ๐Ÿ” 573    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
crude drawing of a horse, taking a piss. The stream is so strong that it leaves shockwaves in its wake

crude drawing of a horse, taking a piss. The stream is so strong that it leaves shockwaves in its wake

just witnessed a horse taking a piss

I decided I should immortalise this beautiful moment

28.08.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1370    ๐Ÿ” 259    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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๐Ÿ˜‹

#HelluvaBoss #satan #yogirt

25.08.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 830    ๐Ÿ” 197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Hearing them exchange dialogue for the first time in season 2 is going to send me into the stratosphere ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ

10.08.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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some kind of reunion #jayvik

08.08.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1056    ๐Ÿ” 262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I Finished The Pitt. Yeah it was really good. #art #thepitt

12.07.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.08.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3869    ๐Ÿ” 1632    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Idk why this has been on my mind lately

07.08.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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