Sean Keeley

What am I supposed to do with all these "Noemland Security" coffee mugs???

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

Riley Dixon returning to Bucs after they exercise his option The Buccaneers exercised the option on punter Riley Dixon's contract, preventing him from entering free agency, Adam Schefter of ESPN reports.

When you have the chance to hold onto a Heisman Trophy-caliber punter, you do it.

We do not, under any circumstances, "gotta talk about it"

"Jayden Daniels prepares for third season with his mother..."

We've all been there.

Only the best

Ben, go to the hospital please.

A tale as old as time.

Why all major photo services are boycotting college basketball games managed by The Gazelle Group The largest photo services have been boycotting all college basketball games run by The Gazelle Group all season because of its credentialing policy.

Last week, @sportsmediawatch.bsky.social made a very astute observation:

None of the photo wire services were at #1 UM vs. #3 Duke. How could that be?

What I uncovered was that they have been boycotting many high-profile neutral-site games all season.

awfulannouncing.com/college-bask...

If you can find a garlic nub you win a nickel!

HR complaint alleges Heather Lyke contributed to ‘culture of intimidation’ at SU Heather Lyke, special advisor to John Wildhack and a candidate to be SU’s next director of athletics, had a human resources complaint filed against her on Dec. 1, 2025, according to documents obtained...

No bueno.

Incredibly annoyed to know I could have gotten Ron Darling to show up to my bar mitzvah and didn't.

On my way to Jerusalem bagels The Seattle area has two very different takes on this Middle Eastern take on the bagel.

With more in common with the Turkish simit than a NY-style bagel, the Jerusalem bagel comes to Seattle.

You get to a certain age and realize that everything in life is just one big cycle repeating on itself ad infinitum.

Further proof that so many of society's elite institutions bent the knee to him *entirely* because they wanted to

The Chaos of Khamenei Prediction Markets As the world became aware that the US and Israel had conducted strikes against Iran, many were discovering for the first time that traders were wagering on outcomes related to those strikes.

"One of the points of prediction markets is supposed to be getting us to “the truth” and probabilities of real-world events. This whole episode was basically the polar opposite of that at Kalshi." - @dustingouker.bsky.social

A reminder that the integration of Polymarket and other prediction markets into media outlets is very bad for ethical journalism.
sportsmediaguy.substack.com/p/why-the-po...

"Gennings Dunker of Iowa. Talk about the greatest mullet in the history of the combine!" - High praise from Rich Eisen

Prediction markets are changing sports FOREVER | The Play-By-Play LIVE YouTube video by Awful Announcing

I was on @awfulannouncing.bsky.social's The Play-By-Play on Friday to discuss prediction markets and the stupidity they've unleashed on sports media and fandom if you're into that kind of thing. www.youtube.com/live/6osBSAL...

Tweet from Kalshi: Reminder: Kalshi does not offer markets that settle on death. If Ali Khamenei dies, the market will resolve based on the last traded price prior to confirmed reporting of death.

You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

What if we give him another peace prize? Will that do it?

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Yeah but you should have seen this castle...

"Alex Pretti and Renee Good are dead, you want to really have a conversation about NIL?"

I spent five hours in Lynnwood today and, well, yeah...

Hey, freelancers. Take five minutes and send out that invoice you forgot to send out. Next-month you will appreciate it.