Sean Keeley

My review of Jay Kelly: *wanking motion*

Happy for this guy and his family

Movie star, two scenes Bank account juicy Pat is a poet first and foremost, but he is human. He is not above the clarion call of Hollywood and fame. He is human, after all. And he has human wants, such as a sizable financial nest egg. In this way, he is relatable while also attaining unrelatable goals. He is our better, and yet, one of us. One would not be out of line to compare him to Leonardo Da Vinci. Cancelled? Who me? Boogeyman spooky Ah, but fame and success are fickle beasts. And Pat knows all too well the pitfalls that come with them, for he has suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Like Hamlet, McAfee ponders aloud if he should “take arms against a sea of troubles. And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.” And who awaits you when you sleep? The boogeyman. The levels here in McAfee’s words stretch deep.

On the surface, Pat McAfee’s “Dookie” may seem sophomoric and uncreative. But buried within the lyrics is a rich text about the yearning of the human spirit and the price of fame. awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat-mca...

Very fair

Standing ovation for @seankeeley.bsky.social

I have too much free time

He knew this day would come.

No more people with double-z last names in journalism.

A swarm of Australians loose in Pike Place Market terrifies me.

When someone invites you onto their podcast to talk about bagels, you say yes. Had an awesome time chatting with Zoe Kahn, @janehu.bsky.social, and the @citycastseattle.bsky.social crew. (Also helps that I'm a daily listeners, highly recommend the pod for Seattle peeps).

Stasera escor(t)

Spotify is recommending a bunch of random Italian songs with low listening numbers to Pat McAfee's "Dookie"

Legit LOLing at the Spotify recommendations under Pat McAfee's "Dookie"

We're all working to finalize a deal, eventually.

I haven't seen anyone this mad at Robert Morris since Arthur Lee.

What the world needs now, more than ever.

Glad Briny Bagels is getting some shine. I can't say I've ever understood the appeal of Whidbey Island Bagel Factory, but they have a lot of fans.

Calm down Spotify

That’s where I posted from!

Seattle should make boats that cause bridges to be raised pay tolls

Syracuse students storming the court

I fully support Syracuse students storming the court and would have done it too but I have to admit seeing them all holding their phones up while doing it looked super lame.

In my day, we stormed while living in the moment. All vibes. Pure.

Storm that court!

There’s a douchenozzle who’s been parking their MAGA sticker-covered car on my street for the last week. Every day they park in a way that blocks a sidewalk and sight lines on a tricky corner, putting everyone around him at risk without any concern about it. Who needs metaphors.

I’ve been asked when Hanukkah is this year so many times. I don’t know. I’ll never know. No one ever will.

this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too

Hear me out: slap a wig on him

Brutal.

Taaaaaaaaaaakes

The tiny leg of a doll on the sidewalk

Ice Truck Killer is back