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Mark Jirobe

@markjirobe.bsky.social

Pittsburgh ๐Ÿก Leisurely writer, professional chef, former โšฝ๏ธ podcaster. They used to call me The White Barry White, if you didn't know. UTV.

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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

19.01.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44272    ๐Ÿ” 4419    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 764    ๐Ÿ“Œ 358
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The shit part is all the parts that are turning white are growing back significantly slower than the rest of it.

Ye Olde Patches Jirobe over here.

Slowly turning into a wizard, step by step, day by day.

19.01.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weekend sports musings:

Can't respect Arsenal supporters by and large; the whiniest of all whiny whiners

Andre Onana isn't even a Championship-standard GK

I hope Spurs keep Big Ange forever; perfect for them

Villa with a comeback draw that feels like a massive win is promising

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19.01.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My Pittsburgh mornings are generally pretty sweet, but today it was extra sweet.

โ˜•๏ธ

14.01.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An AVFC hot takes from Ye Olde Jirobe:

Malen is not a Diaby replacement. I personally know many BVB supporters, they're confused as why Villa would want him exclusively. They used the words "frustrating", "inconsistent" & "inaccurate"

His stats back all of that up. Sure, he's rapid. That's it.

06.01.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Six times today, I've gotten a notification that this person has followed me.

But no real notification when I bring up the app. Not among my followers list or a name I readily recognize.

I'm not sure if this is a bug or what. Or is it a bot, which Bluesky is ensuring I don't interact with? ๐Ÿค”

06.01.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me thinking it was a good idea to clean shave my face for the first time in 9 years, right before it gets bitter cold/windy.

What a dolt I can be.

Chittering teeth mixed with a Pittsburgh accent AND looking 18 years old has to be annoying, I've realized.

04.01.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apologies for the late notice but the Pittsburgh Lions will be at The Pitch On Butler for the Champions League match today against RB Leipzig.

Kickoff is at a very friendly 3PM, hope to see a few of yinz there!

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#AVFC #AstonVilla #Pittsburgh #PittsburghSoccer #ChampionsLeague

10.12.2024 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wild week. Chef is tired.

๐Ÿ˜ด

08.12.2024 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Pittsburgh #AstonVilla #AVFC #PremierLeague #PLinUSA #ClaretAndBlue #Villans #PGH #Steelers #PittsburghSteelers #Lawrenceville

29.11.2024 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As the proud founder of Aston Villa Supporters Club in Pittsburgh, wanted to extend an invite to any and all Villa fans in the area!

We meet at The Pitch On Butler in Lawrenceville/you can find our group across most socials.

830AM kickoff vs Chelsea, perfect pregame before Steelers kickoff!

29.11.2024 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t think they let sexy bastards onto this site. โ™ฅ๏ธ

28.11.2024 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@notfakejordan.bsky.social hello you handsome devil. ๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ

27.11.2024 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The audacity of life has allowed me to have a full day of work paid, while I sit at home and watch football.

It doesn't happen often, but when life is good...it sure is grand.

(I know I'm simple, don't judge me. ๐Ÿคฃ)

26.11.2024 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Aston Villa's defense:

23.11.2024 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, rarely spoke about it there but it killed my spirit enough to stop doing content altogether. Just wasn't worth the abuse!

21.11.2024 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dรชath threats because I'm American and wrote blogs/podcasted about Villa. Was told I'm not welcome at VP/Brum and that it would be "easy to make you disappear" if I ever stepped foot there.

It was happening multiple times a week for a few months when we got promoted. Stuck with me, tbh.

21.11.2024 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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also Practice 1 in Vegas during a Steeler game is criminal and I cannot possibly point my attention properly to both

21.11.2024 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So do I break the bank for Morgan Rogers graded rookie cards I don't have yet or do I YET AGAIN have to try & practice being a responsible 36 year old.

Being a hobbyist is so exhausting. ๐Ÿคฃ

21.11.2024 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Pittsburgh after dark ๐ŸŒƒ

20.11.2024 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 348    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I think this is my 8th Jacob Ramsey autograph that I own and this one was completely unexpected.

๐Ÿ˜ณ #avfc

21.11.2024 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like most true friends I have are working class stiffs; work their asses off to afford basic things & spend their days off of work physically and mentally recovering. No joy, no love, no money & less time. Week on week on week.

Something has to give at some point.

The Working Wounded.

21.11.2024 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very odd feeling the past week or so at work. Like, there is something people want to talk about or get off their chests but are afraid of judgement or retaliation of some sort. Me, i just stay in my middle-class lane. I've got bills to pay and not much after that.

It's a sad reality, but true. ๐Ÿ˜”

21.11.2024 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome mate! UTV

21.11.2024 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pittsburgh has some of the most beautiful sunsets I've ever seen. This is looking toward Munhall from around South Braddock in Rankin 20 or so minutes ago. #Pittsburgh #Art

17.11.2024 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Massive Steelers win against the Ravens. It was ugly, it was gritty, it was a perfect example of why it is the most heated rivalry in the National Football League.

There are no comparisons; a competitive dislike that goes far beyond what any of the other 30 teams can call a rivalry.

#HereWeGo

17.11.2024 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13 year old Marky is screaming.

17.11.2024 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vintage stores will always have a little place in my soul.

17.11.2024 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Buckland's Museum Of Witchcraft & Magick in Cleveland is a really cool spot, full of very interesting artifacts and lore. So much history in one building, including a few trinkets from Cornwall, Liverpool and Birmingham.

17.11.2024 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got lost in Cleveland and found Italian Nachos.

Italian.

Nachos.

I'm never going to be a skinny man. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฃ

16.11.2024 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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