olympic gold medalist in dani'ing

oof, moving is so stressful. where are you moving to?

were you at that murphys show last night? what a great time

great job minnie now it's time to get in some quality goblinning while the humans legally have to forgive you because they stole your tooth!!!

new gogol bordello slaps if you're into that kinda thing

this sounds so fun 🤣

hey pittsburgh I don't wanna jinx anything but my weather app says we're not going to dip below freezing at all in the next 10 days 🤞🤞🤞

A post from kill.cars A driver says to a cyclist, "Why are you in the middle of the road? The cyclist says, "The DOW is over 50,000."

Suck it, drivers.

but what would be the fun in that

my favorite thing about stage ae is where you can ask them for some water and they're like sure your options are either this lifetime supply of water for a hundred and thirty dollars or you can have none it's up to you

I don't have a car and mostly walk places which means I have to do these calculations about how well I can hold up in whatever layers on a walk of (a mile? 2? a wait for the bus?) extremely silly, venues should treat their customers better

it's very annoying in a city with the kind of winter weather we have here, coat check should be a given. like if ultra dive can have one, so can stage ae c'mon

Post a tree you photographed.

there is no coat check. I generally try to dress in layers I can stack on top of one another tied around my waist

ae & thunderbird are my nemeses for this, but at least at thunderbird there's a few coat racks in the back that you can use at your own risk

it is also just not the case that you could "always" get someone to craft you a to-order essay reconstructing an argument or explaining a historical event or analyzing a novel, whereas now you can get that, for free, very quickly and easily

why not both?

should we take this to a side feed

he hate bees? 😢

$5 to the kid who yells out "fart gas!"

ok but top or bottom

dammit both are days I have to be in office and cannot possibly make it to the polish deli before they close at 3pm

"women constrain everything" is the crux of like 50% of jokes on shitty sitcoms

I can feel this photo vibrating with the bass

in particular the portrayal of (particularly young) women as first and foremost the gatekeepers to men’s sexual gratification (and thus at fault when they don't get it) is absolutely ubiquitous in pop culture and also btw is the foundational plank of incel-ism

I have recently been reading sophie gilbert’s book girl on girl which takes a feminist lens to how women are portrayed in pop media and it’s striking to realize just how mainstreamed some of the same basic ideas fuentes espouses here are 1/2

😤 nothing goddammit

it's ok they just lost a mitten and are in the bathroom looking for it

how many times today will you count heads

part b: how many times will the count be short and someone will have to do a thorough search of the institute

I am opting not to jinx any of the dahlias by reporting which I got ahead of time, you'll just have to stay tuned for my bloom pics 🌸🌺🪷

hells yeah, go mom! one of these days I want to do a master gardener program the main barrier is they all seem to require travel out of the city

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