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@daniskitchen.bsky.social

pittsburgher posting adventures in cooking & gardening, travel, books, local/national politics, etc. she/her if we are professional colleagues and you think you recognize me, no you don't

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maybe just... different drugs

08.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

08.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6707    ๐Ÿ” 2150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 171    ๐Ÿ“Œ 164

must be international pierogi day bc it's pierogi day here too ๐ŸฅŸ

08.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok fair but I wouldn't expect you to show up for this kind of meeting either ๐Ÿคฃ

08.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah fair I think I've used teams maybe twice in my life lol

08.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this zoom meeting is starting with someone instructing us on how to use zoom and I'm just wondering who is left in professional contexts who doesn't know how to unmute themselves or find the chat?

08.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Vampyros Lesbos (Sexadelic Dance Party) - YouTube

yes! enjoyed. not quite as weird but very put me in mind of this banger that I listened to ad infinitum in my college days (and right now cuz it's been a minute)

08.10.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it makes me sad that there's no good ethiopian food in pittsburgh

08.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
program for Ailey II with 4 dancers on the cover striking a rather impressive pose

program for Ailey II with 4 dancers on the cover striking a rather impressive pose

just brilliant

08.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should not have looked but I did

outrage machine go brrr

07.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I realize it's asking a lot but can you hold two thoughts in your head at one time? a quick way to see if kat will "speak to the genocide of her own people" would be to search her posts for words like "genocide" and "gaza," unsurprisingly you'd find she has a lot to say about the topic

07.10.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't/don't have time rn to read this other article so not sure what kind of support it gives to the purported connection. could just as easily be wf being opportunistic vampires ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

07.10.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok I deleted my post bc I hadn't seen this article

07.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

amazed you've still got cucumbers! they disappeared from the farmer's markets here several weeks ago ๐Ÿ˜ข

07.10.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start spreading the word that you must ๐Ÿ”„ FLIP OVER YOUR BALLOT ๐Ÿ”„ for those all-important Judicial Retention votes -- they're on the back!

07.10.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to try to make sense of that at least 4 times before I realized it was gobbledegook ๐Ÿคช

07.10.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grocery store prices increased month-over-month in august by the most they have in 3 years. that's a different claim than the one you're attributing to the story

07.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bare trees on pond bank reflecting afternoon waning light

Bare trees on pond bank reflecting afternoon waning light

Winter tree reflections in a pond gently rippled ...

07.10.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

already ate morning snack and still hungry ๐Ÿ˜ข

07.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forgot to tell you when I got through ep5. I want to say I've got 2 episodes left?

07.10.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/dani...

07.10.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

allison russell's joyful motherfuckers
gregory porter's revival
keb mo's hand it over
paul simon's gone at last

any one of these songs comes on you can bet I'm gonna play it a second, maybe third time before letting the playlist continue

07.10.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think yesterday was ours, so of course I spent the entire day locked in my office

07.10.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I doubt you are blocked that's just how the nuclear block works: anyone who sees my post quoting then will see "blocked" because they blocked me

07.10.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway happy tuesday I guess ๐Ÿ˜•

07.10.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't usually care about blocking, people should block whoever they want, but also what a hurtful kind of bait and switch? let me prompt you to be joyful! then do something mean to you for no other apparent reason. "give me your joy so I can shit on it!"

07.10.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no it wasn't Jeremy

07.10.2025 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why did the "tell me something that brought you a little bit of joy today" person block me? is joy in my cats not an acceptable kind of joy? โ˜น๏ธ

07.10.2025 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm headed to bed but will add it to the queue โ˜บ๏ธ

07.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad it brings you joy, friend

I'm also glad for the dogs sake that you've got headphones ๐Ÿคฃ

07.10.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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