Stealing this 😂

sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell

Kyle, baby, the “thing” is you’re moving the goal posts on why you’re mad at Dorit, but you’re not mad at Dorit—you do not like Dorit. Just say it. PLEASE. #RHOBH

As they pulling out DEI

Vultures

kinda wanna grow my fro out again.

SZA was definitely the mole in Drake camp. I appreciate her service 😂

December will be better than November because November was the definition of a shit show

I believe that Gordon has bipolar disorder, because that’s what he told us at the reunion. I find it hard to believe that he’s as bad as Mia says, simply because she lies and exaggerates so much.
#RHOP

And the worst part is, she’s likely doing it for less than half the pay!!

At least Robyn was getting a nice little check, while getting packed up for jumping into fights 🤣
#RHOP

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

I know I look like I have it together right now but my sock is falling in my boot 😭

Just finished this weeks #rhoslc. I am bawling. This was the most honest conversation I’ve ever seen on HWs with Robert and Mary. When he said the only reason he was still here was because of Mary and she called him her gift…😩😩 I’ve read he’s doing well. All the best to him ❤️

Very much so giving 2009 social media 😂 gotta give the algorithm a few months to get it halfway right

Good morning! Shoot that shot at them today, the [boy] is yours 😁💕

This definitely was my problem when I got on here, the algorithm got to my liking like a week or so after the fact

I read the lyrics and still forget by the next listen bc the sounds hitting my ears don't match up w any words known to man at this moment

I want to dress to depress. I want to look so good my haters need to get enrolled into mental hospital

Woke up early and fully rested!

The food coma I entered last night 💀. Swear I probably stopped breathing at some point in the night. I was OUT

We had the kind of night where morning comes too soon

For no good reason I check the weather of other cities and compare it to my city.

“yeah no” is my fav combo fr

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Don’t allow broken people to break you

All of these men who go off the deep end are allowed to handle their finances, how come successful women are always under conservatorships or guardianships??? Wendy didn’t need anyone handling her money.

this friday ass tuesday 😂😂😂