Jorge Caldera

Jorge Caldera

@jorcald.bsky.social

from under the desk of:

7,509 Followers 1,515 Following 3,877 Posts Joined Oct 2023
16 hours ago

No bc what are you willing to do???

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4 days ago

Cerulean is my aoty so far

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3 weeks ago

yo veo tu nombre y me salen suspiros

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3 weeks ago

But does the universe trust me?

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3 weeks ago

Does anyone else feel something in their gut?

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3 weeks ago
Preview
a woman wearing a green dress and a green hat is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chest . ALT: a woman wearing a green dress and a green hat is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chest .
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3 weeks ago

I keep a rotation!

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3 weeks ago

mother<3

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1 month ago

Why would he even think about doing that

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1 month ago

Top 10 couples that post online:

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1 month ago

Lemme trust in the universe real quick since it knows why things happen the way they do

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1 month ago
Selfie of a guy shirtless with a towel wrapped around his waist and a phone in his hand. He is bearded with wet hair.

Hey how y'all doing

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1 month ago

There's something so beautiful about friendships that are so intertwined that you can't remember when exactly you met. There was just suddenly one day when they were fully so important to your life

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1 month ago

😭

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1 month ago

The way I would bail my little sister out instantly

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1 month ago

omg imagine one of your friends calls you for their one call a day and their ass just tweets about it like a joke 😭

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1 month ago
Screenshot of a phone call that says prison/jail

The way I cackled when I got a spam call from prison/jail

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1 month ago

And his cowboy cosplay is inspired by his grandfather who was a gun-toting horseback sheriff ...during apartheid

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1 month ago

Saw my father in my own visage and scared myself

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1 month ago

On my knees at the temple of Godny L Harle

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1 month ago
YouTube
Danny L Harle - Two Hearts (ft. Dua Lipa) YouTube video by Danny L Harle

The way this is better than everything they produced together for—

youtu.be/6s72AHV2cfU?...

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1 month ago

Happy birthday!

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1 month ago

I feel like with how dumb people are (me included) there'd be exploding gas stations every day if it was really that dangerous

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1 month ago

I'm so awkward that I once asked someone if I could just do it myself and then gave them a tip for just standing there watching me

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1 month ago

Vous êtes jamais seuls…Vous savez ce qu'il faut faire…Ne laissez pas tomber votre nation…La disco a besoin de vous!

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1 month ago

Ugh I hate pulling up to a full service gas station like please just let me do this myself

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1 month ago

Also related is getting the HPV vaccine and pap smears because certain strands that are sexually transmitted can cause anal or penile cancer

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1 month ago

I just think people look so SEXY in brown

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1 month ago

Ugh yes!!

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1 month ago

A fridge cold vanilla cake from the fridge?? Heavenly

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