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Jorge Caldera

@jorcald.bsky.social

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7,067 Followers  |  1,399 Following  |  3,336 Posts  |  Joined: 13.10.2023  |  2.0843

Latest posts by jorcald.bsky.social on Bluesky

The Internet needs more of you

22.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop subjecting yourself to arbitrary metrics

22.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No the opposite actually

22.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing is that I'm finally following a meal plan and feel great about that, but for some reason, I just don't have strength or stamina at the gym

22.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It fell apart last week when I was sick, but this new workout plan isn't inspiring me much

22.11.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

22.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What used to be a fun escape now truly just feels like it's in the way because I have too much to do

22.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big hater of whatever is making me hate the gym these days. I'm exhausted, irritated, and not focused.

22.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ₯Ή

22.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

21.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting about my moral duty to serve....sorry

21.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of the poster in their underwear on a couch.

A photo of the poster in their underwear on a couch.

underwear_picture.jpg

21.11.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 1

King

21.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I consider it betrayal when my past self forgets to do something for his future self.

21.11.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn how long have y'all been on vacation

21.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

All in due time, king

21.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The world outside of our gay commune is truly just bitches with substacks and resistlib botbrained boomers

21.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You did not deserve those replies king. Limit your replies next time please πŸ™

21.11.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in those replies needs to be on a block list simply for being annoying

21.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes absolutely ty

21.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Salt and pepper lovers we won

21.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no pain worse than losing something you love (my earbuds)

20.11.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Encouraging this

20.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No longer asking "what day is it?" but instead asking "what night is it?"

18.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm obsessed with you in a way I can't believe

18.11.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when an oomf tweet shows up in a random group chat like oh hey that's bestie

18.11.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Voice 3: "Hey, are y'all gonna eat that?"

18.11.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The poster takes a selfie with the cat he fathers fully laid down on him. She is not happy unless she gets carried by him.

The poster takes a selfie with the cat he fathers fully laid down on him. She is not happy unless she gets carried by him.

Does anyone else have this problem?

18.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 471    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 2

And has he or

18.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm out of brincolín 😩

18.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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