if there's two things i know, it's women and exactly what's going to happen in the future
Part-time poster. Full-time idiot.
Cats and sports and stuff
we're gonna be space trash in a few hours, and you wanna start a friendship? || from the river to the sea.
Formerly @fake_steinberg on the bird site
Creator of @naturalstattrick.com, editor at
@silversevensens.com - Mostly hockey, mostly Ottawa.
@blt@mstdn.ca on Mastodon @sammich_blt on Twitter
Scorchstack’s lead insider and Twitter’s good content boy. I used to write about hockey. Socialist, Free Palestine. Wrestling, and greyhounds.
📻 Laddie on @sportsnet650.bsky.social (weekday mornings 6–9am)
🎙 Play-by-Play Announcer – Delta Ice Hawks
🥅 Goaltending Coach/Scout/Analyst/Nerd
📝 Hockey Writer (prev: InGoal Magazine, Elite Prospects)
⚾️ Lifelong Blue Jays fanatic
@allegedstats • broadscastpod • all opinions are my own • she/her
I like football and porno and books about war. If pronouns offend you please feel free to fuck off rather than engaging me in conversation.
Your favourite ragtag hip-hop-adjacent independent record label mogul. Death to the Leafs.
Flames fan. Sarcasm expert. Cheese. Flames need a new goal song. Fire Eric Francis. YYC.
not built for any of this
