@rolexisnotarobot.bsky.social
quirkster, goober, &/or cool guy
Rolex Fact Number 10: i'm actually just three of the Little Rascals stacked atop each other wearing a trenchcoat
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A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al
You sure about this, Google?
09.08.2025 01:55 — 👍 41010 🔁 5723 💬 1205 📌 475it's been a minute, hasn't it
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Mayor Brown making Blight the head of DOPE- the Department of Pure Evil
Blight saying “Come on, let’s make Beanotown much worse”
Blight saying he’ll sack all the police officers
Blight saying he can do whatever he wants
In the Beano this week Bananaman’s enemy General Blight becomes the head of DOPE - the Department of Pure Evil.
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Paul Williams, DJ Lance Rock, Al, Flavor Flav
John Gourley from Portugal. The Man, a Sleestack, Al
Al and the main characters from Yo Gabba Gabba
Had an insanely fun time at Coachella these last two weekends. What a blast to share the stage with Portugal. The Man, Paul Williams, Flavor Flav, DJ Lance Rock, David Arquette, and Thundercat, and huge thanks to Yo Gabba Gabba for inviting us all to the party!
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Shrek as for Twinkies
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An Advertisement with twinkies that says “Think Twink”
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Al and Sabrina Carpenter are in a recording studio, recording lines for the animated series “Milo Murphy’s Law.”
Hey, remember when I co-starred in “Milo Murphy’s Law” with a girl named Sabrina Carpenter? Wonder whatever happened to her?
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a bag of "Get Movin' Crackers."
what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
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hello im micheal eisner
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THIS is how I find out John F. Kennedy died??
18.03.2025 23:26 — 👍 494 🔁 33 💬 21 📌 0Contrary to popular belief, the Chicago River isn't dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. It was permanently stained green following an incident on August 8th, 2004. Google "Chicago River Incident" for more info
17.03.2025 19:55 — 👍 479 🔁 56 💬 22 📌 0this is the cartoon equivalent of the Library of Alexandria holy shit
16.03.2025 19:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#GVerse 🏳️🌈💙🇺🇸
10.03.2025 22:50 — 👍 4887 🔁 3724 💬 202 📌 248what is the aptly named Usher's Ear Fan Club, in which he was the only member?
15.03.2025 06:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Chappell Carti doesn't flow as well I assume
14.03.2025 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(fart noise)
10.03.2025 14:00 — 👍 382 🔁 21 💬 34 📌 2blockbuster? i hardly know her! (incredibly loud incorrect buzzer)
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