🪻 — ceres / cafe

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

im gleeby

if she watched it as a teen she couldve had a really fucking funny pipeline of loving Ling and then loving Malleus Draconia

while showing fma to my dad has been fun. it also has been hysterical showing it to my girlfriend. who keeps saying she wouldve loved greed and ling when she was 13 and genuinely has zero clue about The GreedLing Plot

comm for my friend. the humble phainon holding their seal form

comm for my friend. the humble phainon holding their seal form

since my dad and i did four eps of fma yesterday i figured. "eh we'll continue next week so he can simmer on these eps" and then he just sounded SO disappointed bc he wanted to plan on watching more tomorrow but we CANT because i work

he thought they melted greed in cheese...??? 😭

he deadass did this at the bradley reveal

they just mentioned scars brother and then dad turned to me and said "hes... uncle scar? is he their dads brother???"

but he also thinks envys a girl. so hes not woke enough yet

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ランプの中で蹂躙されてればいい(

he does all of this and then assumes the lyrics in the opening must be the name of the elrics dad

also hes already predicted envy posing as people in the higher parts of the military i cant with this guy

this makes me so curious on if anything else in the show will stick out for him

my dad also writes. he writes down things he hears as inspiration. he heard its a terrible day for rain and instantly wrote it down

i told him im not confirming or denying anything but we got to the "philosophers stones can only be made with human sacrifices" reveal and he turned to me and asked "oh, is that why they had the soldiers kill those people?"

he scares me with how he lands on certain things with insane precision and then other parts are just absurd

WE ARE ON EPISODE 7 AND HE FIGURED OUT WHY THEY KILLED THE ISHVALANS.

SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED

GO MY NAVIA

i GOTTA get him hughes pilled pronto

okay he figured out the chimera was nina before she spoke. but when ed started questioning about the first one my dad audibly went "oh no! the wife!!" and then called scar a little bastard for killing nina 😭

thought shou was the murderer at the start of the ep (scar). after i told him no, he says "ah then maybe he gets murdered- no he cant, he has a kid. they cant kill him!"

me, putting on episode 4: as a warning this episode is pretty disturbing

my father: oh like the last one wasnt with gluttony eating that guy???

he liked episode 3! however he stared at me in horror and confusion as it ended on gluttony eating cornello! he has no clue about nina!

there will be more to come as he actually seems invested for once

he also thinks "the kids are too crazy and they curse alot" and hes already made the keen observation that roy really is just stuck in the middle of everything.