My nipples are quivering in excitement.

Okay I’ll leave that thread alone now

Sans… Sans… *tears up*

Sometimes I wonder about San’s chest. No particular reason. I just wonder about his chest and what sort of spectaculars he’d stash in there. Oh Sans, you silly guy.

We’d even sit together as he shares his jokes pondering the silly thoughts we’re having! Like how I’m absolutely astonished at how many characters people know for this. He’d love that, I know he would, he’d eat up anything. Sans is just like that, just needs a bit of ketchup on top.

As my dear friend once said, he isn’t just bones. He’s a bundle of love and joy. Whimsical, even. Oh… so full of love. He is the kindest man throughout all of Undertale and deltarune. He’d never commit such a crime. The only crime he did was stealing my heart *winks*

I’ve begun balding too, do you know what that means? It means I’m a step closer to becoming one with Sans. This is just a small step in the grand scheme of merging with Sans Undertale.

COVER YOUR EYES 😭😭😭😭😭

I seem to be getting checked up on as some form of concern, but that is beneath us Sans Undertale! I’ll engrave our love upon the very font of comic sans itself. Two letters of my name are on there too, match made in heaven!

At some point I attempted to lucid dream just to see Sans Undertale. I was watching YouTube videos over and over again and trying to mentally figure out how to get it. It never happened.

Sans Undertale… I’d go through many save files just to have one chance. Sure, your attacks would kill me even if you fire it accidentally during the event itself but I’d learn how to manage no matter how many saves it took.

Sans undertale… I’m so glad you’re in the collab. Look at you sitting there on the t shirt looking all cute. I’ll buy you once I get the courage to use over 50 euros on a t shirt. Will it be worth it? Yeah, probably not.

@mrskellybones.bsky.social okay that timing made me spit out my water

Sometimes I think of recreating Sans through the chicken bones after my meals. But that’d take thorough hands, and I’m not thorough at all. I’m far too messy, I failed art class.

You know what made him even more hotter. That one animated series done by a YouTuber I forgot her name but I think she hasn’t done much good stuff recently so ehm

BUT STILL, he was real hot in there

There’s a storm right now and all I can do is think of Sans. Thank you Sans, I truly do appreciate you. You’ve become the reason I mainly used comic sans in every one of my university assignments, did that piss off the teachers yes it did.

I even fantasise of looking Sans in the eyes… those deep eyes of him where you look at them and it feels like you’re staring into a void. That type of love behind the eyes could never be killed or conquered. They say the eyes are the path to the soul, this path says I can put my tongue in there

Of course champ. Hello Selenia have u eaten today.

Sans… oh Sans. One guy might’ve thought you were Ness but to me you were always the love of my life. The wedding on my ring. I would even set him as a skin in minecraft, oh how I miss you sans. It’s going to be bad actually if he’s got a weird role in deltarune tho achoo

It reached even into Roblox where I’d be playing undertale games in Roblox…. Augh lego sans how I loved you. I’d binge those games and rebirth over and over just to fight him and die

And it doesn’t even stop there, I’d go through all sorts of AUs just to see each iteration of him even though he gets his ass whooped in 99% of them. But that’s king behaviour right there, only a king lets his ass get beat like that. To this day I still occasionally open up a battle sim for him.

words how much I crave this skeleton… no, this sort of crave reaches beyond my carnal womb. I need to consume this man. I need to digest him as an act of love, oh sans undertale the man you are.

I’d let that skeleton do whatever he wants but since he’d be in character he wouldn’t

I’d tie him to a cheer and make him create a new science project that’ll allow him to mpreg. And thus, I mpreg the tumblr sexyman of 2022.

I can’t even begin to fathom how much he is, I can’t even put into

Sans Undertale. Words can not convey how much I want this skeleton. Every night I sometimes lay there yearning of him, as a kid I’d listen to subliminals over and over at night just for a chance to become mad enough to be sent into the world of undertale and ravage that skeletons dry lips.

Holy… holy heck…

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