/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."
01.03.2026 05:42 β
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Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like todayβs stream could be a big one, as some of you mightβve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so weβre gonna get right into it
28.02.2026 23:51 β
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"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
28.02.2026 18:53 β
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85 schoolchildren were killed by that military today
01.03.2026 02:53 β
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Then!
01.03.2026 02:13 β
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
01.03.2026 01:32 β
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The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
28.02.2026 05:09 β
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INDIANAPOLIS, IN - MARCH 03: Wyoming quarterback Josh Allen competes in the broad jump during the NFL Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on March 3, 2018 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)
Josh Allen
28.02.2026 21:49 β
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Quarterback Jay Cutler of Vanderbilt in action during the NFL Scouting Combine, Sunday, February 26, 2006, in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)
THREAD: Future NFL quarterbacks at the NFL Combine
Jay Cutler
28.02.2026 21:43 β
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iβve been working my way through some
of the 40k tau books and thereβs a whole thing about how their population has some kind of psychically compelled loyalty to their politician caste and will even kill themselves if told to. usually thereβs more escapism in these
28.02.2026 22:10 β
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Lmao
28.02.2026 20:51 β
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And I am afraid that distinction will someday seem very negligible
28.02.2026 20:30 β
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Drop! That! Egg!
28.02.2026 19:56 β
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Chuck Schumer will find himself right next to Trump in Hell and wonder why the devil doesnβt understand the nuances of two-party politics
28.02.2026 19:50 β
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#SendMattYglesiasToWar
28.02.2026 18:32 β
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top post of all time on Bluesky: feeling v unsafe as someone w ADHD having ppl talk ab tr*mp's adderall usage
top post of all time on X: [AI picture of Hitler hugging Jesus, surrounded by naked children]
top post of all time on Threads: Ya'll.. DAE smelling burnt toast right now.
28.02.2026 19:45 β
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someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now
28.02.2026 19:05 β
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Smart
28.02.2026 17:54 β
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Kids found the patrol whistles
28.02.2026 16:45 β
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Iβm 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
28.02.2026 13:05 β
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you shouldnβt be allowed to use scissors
28.02.2026 16:27 β
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they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together
28.02.2026 15:22 β
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this culture is rotten. we are cruel to each other and cruel to others. we are mindlessly violent. we are literally a danger to ourselves and others
28.02.2026 16:09 β
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we are a monstrous people. sick
28.02.2026 16:07 β
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This country and that other one helping us do this shit both need to be put down like rabid animals π
28.02.2026 15:58 β
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Well this is all unspeakable and thereβs not really anything left to say
28.02.2026 14:53 β
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Wait what
28.02.2026 13:37 β
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TRUMP: Weβre touching the stove, folks. Weβre touching it like never before. Theyβre saying the stove is too βhotβ but we donβt believe them do we
DIPSHIT BOAT OWNER IN CROWD (BARELY AUDIBLE): Hell no!
28.02.2026 13:20 β
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