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Erik Hane

@erikhane.bsky.social

this is just a momentary ripple in the stream work stuff: www.headwaterliterary.com www.printrunpodcast.com www.erikhane.com

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Pam, from one person who doesn’t watch wrestling to another, I’m worried you’re gonna have a hard time on here

07.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think a man like that is gonna forget an anniversary???? No

07.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you people have a humiliation fetish. Is that what this is

07.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That playground probably got built in 2018

07.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A normal response to seeing a picture of a park is wanting to immiserate everyone on earth including yourself. The doctor thinks that’s fine

07.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Great news! This still exists. There are still <squinting at image> normal playgrounds and parks. I did this with my kid today. Does this mean we can call off the apocalyptic pedophile cabal

07.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels like two of the people who can never do a victory lap around Trump in any capacity are the two people who lost a presidential election to him. There are only two of them, on Earth, and in fact, they seem to often do the opposite

07.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Excited for my kids, who will live on to see Bay of Pigs: Guantanamo Drift

07.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re a normal neocon don’t you feel a little bit stupid. You could have just been doing all the stuff you wanted to do this whole time

07.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bay of Pigs 2: 2 Bay 2 Pigs

07.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your Country is Killing People on Your Behalf Like any nation or people that wants to dominate others, the United States practices the same old tradition of dehumanizing those that they want to kill.

Here’s his piece btw. It’s great

open.substack.com/pub/somethin...

07.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As @zeets.bsky.social wrote this week, the United States doesn’t need Claude to tell it to bomb a school. It’ll happily do that manually!

07.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just realized that one reason they want AI involved in everything is that they can offload blame onto it

07.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

And it is so toxic of them to be doing that

07.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One time in my younger days, I wore a pair of leather pants to a Magic the Gathering game night and almost caused a riot

07.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going β€œwow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

07.03.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4370    πŸ” 1189    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 54

ICYMI this last week I wrote about Minneapolis again

07.03.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In 1884 Vincent Van Gogh drew the perfect image to QT annoying posts with

07.03.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which is to say: abolish the nfl draft

07.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In general though I like when good players get off bad teams. In every other line of work, talented people get to go work for good orgs and sports shouldn’t be an exception

07.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course this means they’ll win ten games in 2026 and play the most perplexing wildcard round game the world has ever seen

07.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No franchise in all of sports will hand you a Fell For It Again Award like the ravens. Every offseason I say β€œthis team is gonna go undefeated” and this offseason is now no exception

07.03.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How come Elizabeth Holmes gets to post from prison

07.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2166    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 24

Oh so it’s illegal to implement cutting-edge solutions in the modern business environment?

07.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That guy who stood next to Rybakina at that Indian wells ceremony should never appear again. At best

07.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

06.03.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1940    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

Sharks, I’m seeking $500,000 for a 10% stake in my company where we put people’s consciousness into the Elder Scrolls games after they die,

07.03.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

06.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1330    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 39