This better mean I never have to watch 9 take a single snap ever again
“QB competition with JJ mccarthy” and this is where the problems start, can we be honest lmaoooo
Calmly explaining to my wife that the new Vikings quarterback is nearly 30 years old and required legal language to play video games less and go to his job. “Men,” is her analysis so far
Is that not a playoff team? They finished 9-8 with me at QB this last season. Surely Kyler is an upgrade
I’m so excited for how stupid in every single direction this will be. We’re gonna ruin some good teams’ seasons. We’re gonna ruin our own season. We’re gonna stare down god and walk backward into hell
GRAB
THE
STICKS
yes lol
buy nice or buy twice. that's what I always say
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
no one knows what it's like
to be the bug man
no answer huh. you're in cahoots with them. where are my bugs
it lets you make 250 of a given token. but sometimes I create a sequence where I could theoretically be creating thousands of insect tokens for a job for which 250 insects will not suffice. don't short me my bugs. i need them
don't get me started
Arena Week With Professor Rik
yeah
kamala's last soldier found on remote island still fighting war against college sophomores 30 years later
also don't throw the racquet away. the kid in the second row wants that
Now, see, Arthur Fils let the whole racquet go as part of the smash there. I think you've gotta keep it in your hands. you can do a bat-flip of sorts afterward but you've gotta hold it through the smash so that a ballkid doesn't take a piece of shrapnel to the eye. Plus it looks cooler
this one's going to the moon I'm afraid
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
letter of recommendation: replying with "oooooooh JIIIIIIIIIM" whenever a family member says something that's gonna piss everyone else off in the family text chat
I've spent the last six minutes working on a Tony Romo speech bubble photoshop situation to put under this and I am just dogshit at the computer. I can't make anything. But imagine Tony Romo saying the above. pretty funny right
I think I sports-hate Joao Fonseca. not really sure why. just what my gut is telling me
Chat we gotta go. We’re asleep chat. These should be $400 per. You’re robbing me,
Auction the oil barrels on Whatnot. Let the stupidest free market on earth decide
every new detail about what the us thought would happen with this war makes me feel like I’ve suffered cataclysmic brain damage
TIL the recipient of the most disrespectful dunk in history is running for governor in Oregon as a Republican.
I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs
