Erik Hane

/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

85 schoolchildren were killed by that military today

Then!

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - MARCH 03: Wyoming quarterback Josh Allen competes in the broad jump during the NFL Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on March 3, 2018 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

Josh Allen

Quarterback Jay Cutler of Vanderbilt in action during the NFL Scouting Combine, Sunday, February 26, 2006, in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

THREAD: Future NFL quarterbacks at the NFL Combine

Jay Cutler

ICE Moves Minneapolis Fleet to Williamsport Detention Warehouse As ICE builds out a detention infrastructure across the mid-Atlantic, equipment from its Minneapolis operation is heading to Maryland.

Roughly 100 ICE vehicles are on their way to a warehouse in Western Maryland, as signs mount of an impending operation here.

i’ve been working my way through some
of the 40k tau books and there’s a whole thing about how their population has some kind of psychically compelled loyalty to their politician caste and will even kill themselves if told to. usually there’s more escapism in these

Lmao

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

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And I am afraid that distinction will someday seem very negligible

Drop! That! Egg!

Chuck Schumer will find himself right next to Trump in Hell and wonder why the devil doesn’t understand the nuances of two-party politics

#SendMattYglesiasToWar

top post of all time on Bluesky: feeling v unsafe as someone w ADHD having ppl talk ab tr*mp's adderall usage
top post of all time on X: [AI picture of Hitler hugging Jesus, surrounded by naked children]
top post of all time on Threads: Ya'll.. DAE smelling burnt toast right now.

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

Smart

Kids found the patrol whistles

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

you shouldn’t be allowed to use scissors

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

this culture is rotten. we are cruel to each other and cruel to others. we are mindlessly violent. we are literally a danger to ourselves and others

we are a monstrous people. sick

This country and that other one helping us do this shit both need to be put down like rabid animals 👍

Well this is all unspeakable and there’s not really anything left to say

Wait what

TRUMP: We’re touching the stove, folks. We’re touching it like never before. They’re saying the stove is too “hot” but we don’t believe them do we

DIPSHIT BOAT OWNER IN CROWD (BARELY AUDIBLE): Hell no!