Kennedy 😈 🦀 🏳️‍🌈

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

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Adena Ishii wins Berkeley mayor's race Adena Ishii led Sophie Hahn 51.1% to 48.9%, a difference of just over 1,000 votes, in an election results update posted Wednesday.

MY LITTLE SISTER IS THE NEW GODDAMN MAYOR OF BERKELEY! I AM SO PROUD!!! AND GOING TO BECOME THE BIGGEST POLITICAL LIABILITY!!!

30-40 white millennials having cocktails and mingling in a Nordstrom 6pm celebrating the installation of an AI powered lash extension machine. Sicko Mode plays in the background.

Very fork found in kitchen, but I think more impactful than the Hitler analogy.

Was talking about the parallels to the Night of Long Knives with a coworker and she pointed out that there’s an even more recent example in Khomeini’s purging of Persia’s educated military brass at the start of his regime to replace them with loyalists.

Hope your stock portfolio heals the gaping hole you have where a soul’s supposed to go.

The new DnD cosmology chapter is going to ruin my ability form coherent campaigns forever. I hope my players like plane-hopping.

you've had access for months 😭

Desperate to run DnD again. I am not whole.

YUP

Actually getting really good at this dnd thing tbh

*arms full to the brim with tales* OH NO *tales falling out of grip and scattering on the floor* OH MY *in tears trying to pick up all the tales* WHAT AM I TO DO WITH ALL THESE TALES???

I have an obsession with creating poorly rendered fashion women with the caption “Are you sure you’re a professional?”

Legends of Runeterra is a good game

One thing about that boy, he’s missing some bones. Where did they go? Help him find them.

Why do men apply chapstick like they’re loading a gun

Posting this just to send the link to this post in a group chat where only 2 of us have Bluesky.

Setting up my account while forcing my roommate to watch a bootleg of the Carrie Musical