Andy Perkins absolutelyandy

I mean.

04.04.2025 07:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

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02.02.2025 05:02 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

No no. Please continue to remind us so we can know to continue shunning you!

01.02.2025 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, have we ever been? 🫠

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28.01.2025 05:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I paid $2 for a dozen eggs today and I didn’t even have to vote for Trump to get them
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28.01.2025 05:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The party of “real masculinity” has moved the inauguration indoors cause it’s too cold.

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Nah, they need both knee pads considering what they’re doing

18.01.2025 11:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I never used Xitter so I’m not sure how much I care for this whole short-form thing. Are we *sure* we can’t just go back and reclaim MySpace?

18.01.2025 11:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is a truly underrated post.

18.01.2025 11:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was about to say you sound like someone’s 80 yo grandma but you beat me to it… and yes 🙃

18.01.2025 11:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Americans should not be trying to buy Greenland when their own country is up for sale.

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OK, I'm here now. And the peasants rejoiced.

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