snail

the sexual tension between me and a nap

i wouldn’t want to keep you up! you can come sleep, it’ll be more company than i’ve had in awhile.

nah. i had twins a few weeks ago and they won’t let me leave for another few weeks and i’m bored. stuck in the infirmary.

snail groans in delight, simply at the thought of the steak, and leaf finds the time to steal a spoonful of soup while she’s preoccupied with the visions of steak dancing through her head.

“i’m going to cry with happiness when i hear it moo.”

with a perpetual scowl on their lips. snail reaches for the soup, giving a good sniff before sighing in relief. brilliant.

“when i get out of here, we’re going to get the best steaks around. my treat, i swear.”

snail brightens at the sight of her self-proclaimed bff, sitting up straighter in her bed as she musters up a grin. leaf, at least two heads taller than snail with a gnarly scar across the right side of their face covered by their hair, sits to the opposite side of where kel has planted himself +

well damn! if you can stand the smell of a sterile environment and if you like big orange cats with extra toes, then my chest is free 😮‍💨

BLESS. you’re going to love leaf i think, and i cannot wait for my soup 🥹

leaf isnow laughing while they sit at my bedside 🫩 do you thiiiink you could get me some soup instead?

i can only have soft foods and i really want a steak that’s still mooing 🫩

hehe thank you 🤩 think you can bust me out of the infirmary afterwards?

mine :3

i’m never getting out this damn infirmary ☹️

EVIL??? 😧

uhm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, babies,,,,,,,,,

OMG KEL YOU SHOULD GO SAY HI TO CAELUM AND COLUMBA!!!!

somebody help me bust out of this infirmary, gods damn

i wish 🫩 but i usually know for a fact that it will happen in the spring! the other times are a complete mystery except for in the springtime

i think you forgot to kiss the homies good night

mine usually comes in the spring!

clanky i am going to steal that from you :)

my turn. blessed sunday. - 🍃

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leaf keeps laughing at me 😞

the nail polish fumes are getting to me i think

where’s my gif WHERE IS IT

my favorite time of the day is now. NAP TIME.