Cmdr Crayfish

DC should just start opening random non-Batman movies with Joe Chill offing the Waynes.

Rewatched Shang-Chi again.

This is the best Phase 4 movie that didn't have Spidey in it. Like, I'm sorry, it isn't even close.

How did this not have two sequels already? It sticks the landing and gets into the flow IMMEDIATELY.

Mountie Dave is the codename of Canada's daring, highly-trained special missions force. Its purpose? To defend human freedom against BEAVER, a ruthless logging corporation determined to rule the world!

Every scandal is someone's first, Jess.

"We're building nukes on the moon" isn't even cyberpunk, it's just stupid Bronze Age Marvel stuff that later writers are going to need to backpedal and retcon out.

We have officially reached mid-day sundowners. This is how my grandfather acted in his last couple of years. Anyone who had to care for a mentally infirm elder has seen this. He's temporally unanchored and wandering.

Music fans refuse to accept that most Beatles songs are about gay sex. All You Need Is Love… from a guy? Imagine… naked men? Happiness is a Warm Cock doesn’t even need explaining

Please tell me they aren't bumping Iris like it's a club jam.

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach is the 2nd Greatest Nu Metal Song of All Time.

Here's why:

"So... do you think doctors hated him BEFORE he found the one stupid trick to weight loss?"
"Maybe it's a side effect of the trick?"
"Maybe it's an innate property of his and that's why he had to use arcane magic to lose weight."

Decades of trained amygdala hijacking through their only news sources have left an entire segment of the population waiting to be primed for instructions on how to interpret reality.

Corporate news envies that level of audience capture and retention and have been trying to replicate that since '04.

If World Events Production had gotten the Daltanious tapes they ordered instead of GoLion, we have a Voltron franchise where Dairugger is the anchor show.

That franchise is DOOMED. Vehicle Voltron was never going to hit with mass auduences the same.

Your creative voice is so powerful and distinct, I think you'd have a lot to add to the genre.

I still call Joe Musashi "John Shinobi."

That guy from Defunctland?!

C. There's an audience for both with decent overlap. I used to have a friend - and this was USENET ERA - who wrote about a lot of her college-age adventures for a laugh in addition to her dragon monsterfuckery.

Uh, wow!

I didn't get to see this before the cut so I'm glad I just saw you pop up on the OG again. I hope stuff is better, fam.

Lucky.

I love the idea that people followed by BSky due to my babybrained political stuff, but then I post about Bayformers and ambient music and their eyes glaze over.

Get it, queen!

"Dad, look up Frieza waifu pillows."
"Why?"
"I don't want that in my search history."

You know all those Hulksters in heaven?

They're going to be waiting a pretty damn long time while he's burning in hell.

So, uh, after Trey and Matt got paid...

Think Skydance still plans to let them make the other 49 episodes they're contracted to?

I just remembered the Mr. Show "vaudeville scientists" sketch and am now hummimg "electric sports bra, electric sports bra..." to myself.

No, futurism. Electric shitshow.

See, I'm much too deficient in self-awareness to be any good at self-marketing!

I legitimately did this at my last interview. I did the online portion, attached a corrupted file, and carried the rest in the verbal portion.

Never know until you try.

I love when people are like, how the hell do you get PNEUMONIA in the SUMMER?

Skill. Obviously.