Shirley Jennings 🇨🇦 📎

My dad: you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose

Markwayne: Challenge accepted.

Bye to one lunatic. Hello to another one. Incompetence is a feature, not a bug.

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran A new poll shows overwhelming approval of such a deployment.

Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

Everything is spiraling out of control.

😡😡😡😡

The stock market is tanking, gas prices are spiking, the DHS Secretary was just fired after lying under oath to Congress, prices keep going up, Trump refuses to refund tariffs despite a SCOTUS decision, and we are in another war in the Middle East.

When does the winning start?

I’ll bet she’ll want to wear some more cool costumes. Which will she choose?

Kristi Noem has been fired and replaced by the dumbest US Senator.

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

GOODLANDER: I want to give you an opportunity to truthfully answer a very simple question -- who won the 2020 election?

COLBY: I'm not gonna talk about that issue

GOODLANDER: ... You swore an oath to our Constitution

COLBY: I'm not going to be drawn out on an issue of political contention

I know one thing, before it's over people are going to get tired of me screaming about how if more of us would take advantage of early voting, a lot of what the GOP does to suppress votes on voting day wouldn't work.

No it was this guy.

They’ve stolen it straight from the MCU.

Republican senator claims video floating killing of journalists was a ‘joke’ Oklahoma’s Markwayne Mullin downplays comments suggesting lawmakers could shoot journalists over disputes

The new head of DHS everybody!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

HE’S A GENIUS!

MARKWAYNE MULLIN????

Those confirmation hearings are gonna be lit given that he can’t tell his ass from his elbow.

Good riddance to the puppy and person killer though.

Oh my God

Stephen Miller must be next to be fired. He has to go.

Surprise! The man behind Melania’s nude photos just popped up in the Epstein Files... 681 times - Queerty Yet another link in the Epstein chain...

#releasethefiles

Surprise! The man behind Melania’s nude photos just popped up in the Epstein Files… 681 times

www.queerty.com/surprise-the...

Himes: "Already you see the White House in an absolute panic over gas prices, coming up with wild ideas ... they understand that this terrible decision they have taken is going to end this presidency. We're gonna have a lame duck president for 3 years with 20 to 30% approval."

Kristi Noem funneled $200,000,000 to a brand new business her friend had just started 8 days earlier. No bid. No process. No proven business track record before receiving the taxpayer funded contract.

This must be the Trump Economy everyone's raving about…👇

Impeach her, NOW!

If you were hoping for a DHS secretary even *one iota* better than Noem, stop hoping.

Mullin will be easily confirmed, and he's nothing more than a vacuous thug *gleeful* to be the mailed fist of the president against citizens and non-citizens alike.

He’s so ignorant.

Soldiers killed in Iran.

Black background with words, “Losers and Suckers” Donald Trump #Vote in blue

On Sept 10th, 2025, the flag was lowered 5 hrs after Charlie Kirk was shot.

But for our military who gave the ultimate price in Iran for a pedophile and Felon squatting in our WH? NOTHING!
Remember, Trump said they were losers just a few years ago.
#Voices4Victory
#DV1
#Pinks
#SheShed

Inside the Trump administration’s scramble to support its own war One State Department official said too few people were read in on war plans.

U.S. Central Command is now saying internally that this war against Iran is likely to last through September, according to information obtained by @politico.com.

This would easily cost over $100 billion, and that number could go much higher.

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

It's very funny as a Catholic to watch Talarico get raked over the coals by Evangelicals over "God is Non Binary"

You really think it's beyond the pale that God is non-binary?

GOD IS LITERALLY AN ETHEREAL BEING!

GOD DOESN'T HAVE GENETALIA!

THIS ISN'T ZEUS!

GOD DOESN'T FUCK!

tRump gets more dangerous by the hour...

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities

McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.