RetroHurricane

it's funny but also really sad to see that THIS is the end result of people that based their whole personalities on what they hate rather then what they love

very cute design, i'd smoke some weed with him~

Very hot and scary big cat 🥴💦

Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:

ahhh he's very cute, i wanna rub his tummy~

Yeah I was trying to play with a friend who isn’t use to extraction shooter and after the server slam they probably won’t ever try another one lmao??

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Here's what Tank would look like in Marvel Rivals

As for how he plays, imagine Wolverine but as a Vanguard lol

like it's INSANELY how much we ignore European comics despite how amazing and influential they are in their own right (the donald duck comics, Tintin, 2000 AD, literally anything made by Moebius, etc.)

it's going to be funny and immensely infuriating to see republicans try to spin warflation as something positive or compare it to americans rationing in WW2 despite it being in service of a much, MUCH more unjustifiable war

It’s not “ideally” anti-war as some people would like for the reasons you’ve explained but I’d gladly take it any day compared to the arguably more popular and LITERAL MILITARY PROPAGANDA Call of Duty series

Idk man… showing how fucked up people are and doing fucked up things cause of war sounds pretty anti-war to me, like the only people that are actively pushing for war the most are straight up villains like Big Boss, Liquid Snake, and Senator Armstrong

Let’s settle down now, we can’t make him too swole cause being so pathetic is why he’s so hot uwu 🥴

Well that’s why he ends up becoming a villain in the end, in fact a lot of weird shit ends up happening because everyone misinterprets her message of a “world without borders” and thinks “oh I should make an army without borders and participate in a war economy that’ll facilitate that”

If anything it’s a stark commentary and subversion on the trope of “heroic sacrifice” that ppl like to glorify in war stories where in this case the hero not only sacrifices their life but their legacy and any chance to be mourned in the way they deserve

Not that they “need” to die but that there will always be at least a ting of sadness, guilt, remorse and tragedy no matter how “evil” someone is

I mean, that’s what Naked Snake has been constantly thinking about since he killed her and it’s eaten away at him his entire life

I don’t get the impression their deaths are “needed” when sad music plays and they monologue about their tragic backstories before dying

Stuff like The Boss in MGS3 is so tragic BECAUSE you’re forced to kill her and she was planning to die and taint her legacy to save the world

They definitely need us since this site failed to attract their “real” audience of smug, libertarian tech bros

Like I’m REALLY getting the vibe that they can’t stand that the only people that helped keep this site alive are furries and sex workers

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Here's what Tank would look like in Marvel Rivals

As for how he plays, imagine Wolverine but as a Vanguard lol

Idk, I can’t really think of another military-themed action game series where you’re actively encouraged on both a gameplay and moral level not to kill anyone (except the bosses ofc)

Seriously, at this point it would be a much better value hunting down a used/refurbished M1 MacBook since it’ll be rough the same specs and performance

I love how My Little Puppy is pretty much the game Kanye tried to pitch to Nintendo about his dead mom going to heaven, should have made it about cute animals tisk tisk~

i DID have a Vita but sold it when i got bored of the exclusives on there, the aftermarket gamecart and supports microsd was what saves it from being totally useless nowadays lol

For ppl who aren't aware:
Old temperate forests are insanely rare nowadays and extremely important ecosystems lost forever once cut.
They're not just "old trees" but intricate networks of trees, fungi and all kinds of living creatures.
You CANNOT replant this!! Once it's gone it's lost FOREVER!!!

Meanwhile Avatar (undeservingly so) gets to have a weirdly dedicated fan base that’ll gladly wait a decade for another film 🙄

you always draw such handsome cats~ uwu

what a cute and scruffy doggo~

truly there has never been a worse time to buy pc parts

REALLY need money for rent soon so i'm opening 5 slots!

Feel free to DM if you’re interested, even sharing would mean a lot to me~😩🙏

i wanna point to this and tell all the pedantic nerds "SEE??? this is what happens cause you dense mother fuckers wouldn't stop bitching about filler episodes!!"

and then they wonder why the STD cast doesn't resonate nearly as much as other series

d'aww that's a very cute idea actually