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Look at the arrivals in Dulles and then Indiana.
That's unrealistic travel. Merrifield is one of our engineering hubs, so you could be on some exciting new machine they're still figuring out. Hard to say without looking closer.
No. This is probably employees screwing up.
We've been quiet, but we're still around.
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We are your counselors.
We are your neighbors.
We are your friends.
We are your best friend's best friend. Rest in peace pup.
We are not your personal attack dog
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Can't let us have air conditioning. That would be too humane.
Sorry to disappoint.
Oooooooh
This is not customer service.
That's just technology.
YES. Madeleine Jubilee Saito nailed it.
There are topics we choose to not address here at altusps, in an effort to remain as apolitical as our agency should be.
Human rights and being a decent fucking person are not a political stance.
Love those around you, or there won't be anyone to return that love when you need it the most.
They are wonderful, we'll be getting a few sheets ourselves!
I'm not customer service.
Focus your anger on your fellow citizens.
Those are installed because people can't keep their hands to themselves and routinely use our blue boxes as garbage cans, dog poo disposal receptacles...
Some people were fishing out checks and other mail.
All the feels 😢
We will save Sesame Street along with both PBS & NPR!
#WeResist
I'm neither of those as well...
I'm neither of those. Your fight isn't here.
Doooooo you expect me to disagree?
Makes "mail bombing" a ZIP code feel different, I bet!
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Where'd you find this prototype NGDV?!
The eagles should be like the field on the American flag, towards the direction of forward movement for the vessel.
I'd deliver a piece in it. How about you @rogueusps.bsky.social ?
We know we've been quiet...
We're still here.
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The USPS allows EVERYONE in the US to send and receive mail.
#HandsOff
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#MomSky
We are not going to doxx ourselves. Sorry!
Work with your local office - if that fails, the 800 number.
Congressional would be the step after that.
This one's adorable
#AltGov Mail Call!
Found two strays in our LLV!
@roguenasa.altgov.info @nasawatch.bsky.social does this Alex one have rabies? Did you use the dog spray we gave you?
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