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30.09.2025 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@altusps.bsky.social
The one and only home of the Alt USPS! “For the world is in a bad state, but everything will become still worse unless each of us does his best.” -V.Frankl Not an official or authorized outlet for the USPS. Not safe for work, usually back in 8!
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30.09.2025 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look at the arrivals in Dulles and then Indiana. 
That's unrealistic travel. Merrifield is one of our engineering hubs, so you could be on some exciting new machine they're still figuring out. Hard to say without looking closer.
No. This is probably employees screwing up.
14.09.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We've been quiet, but we're still around.
13.09.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0youtu.be/xkKjMgXgwS4
We are your counselors.
We are your neighbors.
We are your friends.
We are your best friend's best friend. Rest in peace pup.
We are not your personal attack dog
23.07.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0www.cbsnews.com/news/republi...
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Can't let us have air conditioning. That would be too humane.
Sorry to disappoint.
25.06.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oooooooh
25.06.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is not customer service.
20.06.2025 13:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's just technology.
13.06.2025 11:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Comic that says "oligarchs don't create anything! We create everything!" With nine boxes showing workers in different occupations, like farmworkers, doctors, delivery drivers, construction workers and more. Each one says what they do that oligarchs don't. For example, the bus driver says, "They don't drive buses. We do that."
YES. Madeleine Jubilee Saito nailed it.
07.06.2025 04:50 — 👍 1263 🔁 336 💬 13 📌 14There are topics we choose to not address here at altusps, in an effort to remain as apolitical as our agency should be.
Human rights and being a decent fucking person are not a political stance.
Love those around you, or there won't be anyone to return that love when you need it the most.
They are wonderful, we'll be getting a few sheets ourselves!
06.06.2025 13:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not customer service.
06.06.2025 13:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Focus your anger on your fellow citizens.
Those are installed because people can't keep their hands to themselves and routinely use our blue boxes as garbage cans, dog poo disposal receptacles...
Some people were fishing out checks and other mail.
All the feels 😢
We will save Sesame Street along with both PBS & NPR! 
#WeResist
I'm neither of those as well...
09.05.2025 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
This is unacceptable.
I'm neither of those. Your fight isn't here.
07.05.2025 11:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Doooooo you expect me to disagree?
03.05.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Makes "mail bombing" a ZIP code feel different, I bet!
02.05.2025 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@dax64.bsky.social 
Where'd you find this prototype NGDV?!
The eagles should be like the field on the American flag, towards the direction of forward movement for the vessel.
I'd deliver a piece in it.  How about you @rogueusps.bsky.social ?
We know we've been quiet...
We're still here.
As the FTC warns of Postal Service scams, a good reminder to PAUSE & #Take9 before clicking, downloading, or entering your credentials online. Learn more with @pausetake9.bsky.social cc @gate15.bsky.social consumer.ftc.gov/consumer-ale... @altusps.bsky.social #scams #USPS
24.04.2025 12:29 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0the usps is a service not a business
The USPS allows EVERYONE in the US to send and receive mail. 
#HandsOff 
@altusps.bsky.social 
#MomSky
We are not going to doxx ourselves. Sorry!
Work with your local office - if that fails, the 800 number.
Congressional would be the step after that.
This one's adorable
05.04.2025 23:02 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0#AltGov Mail Call!
Found two strays in our LLV!
@roguenasa.altgov.info @nasawatch.bsky.social does this Alex one have rabies? Did you use the dog spray we gave you?
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