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30.09.2025 11:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Look at the arrivals in Dulles and then Indiana.

That's unrealistic travel. Merrifield is one of our engineering hubs, so you could be on some exciting new machine they're still figuring out. Hard to say without looking closer.

14.09.2025 19:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No. This is probably employees screwing up.

14.09.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We've been quiet, but we're still around.

13.09.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Woman and Mailman Share Special Moment After Important Delivery
YouTube video by Inside Edition Woman and Mailman Share Special Moment After Important Delivery

youtu.be/xkKjMgXgwS4

We are your counselors.
We are your neighbors.
We are your friends.

We are your best friend's best friend. Rest in peace pup.

31.07.2025 11:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We are not your personal attack dog

23.07.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Republicans' "big, beautiful bill" would force Postal Service to sell its new EV mail trucks But the Senate parliamentarian says the Postal Service's 7,200 new EVs can't be auctioned off.

www.cbsnews.com/news/republi...

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Can't let us have air conditioning. That would be too humane.

25.06.2025 02:40 — 👍 21    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 1

Sorry to disappoint.

25.06.2025 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a mustache is talking on a cell phone in a store . ALT: a man with a mustache is talking on a cell phone in a store .
25.06.2025 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooooooh

25.06.2025 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is not customer service.

20.06.2025 13:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's just technology.

13.06.2025 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Comic that says "oligarchs don't create anything! We create everything!" With nine boxes showing workers in different occupations, like farmworkers, doctors, delivery drivers, construction workers and more. Each one says what they do that oligarchs don't. For example, the bus driver says, "They don't drive buses. We do that."

Comic that says "oligarchs don't create anything! We create everything!" With nine boxes showing workers in different occupations, like farmworkers, doctors, delivery drivers, construction workers and more. Each one says what they do that oligarchs don't. For example, the bus driver says, "They don't drive buses. We do that."

YES. Madeleine Jubilee Saito nailed it.

07.06.2025 04:50 — 👍 1263    🔁 336    💬 13    📌 14

There are topics we choose to not address here at altusps, in an effort to remain as apolitical as our agency should be.

Human rights and being a decent fucking person are not a political stance.

Love those around you, or there won't be anyone to return that love when you need it the most.

06.06.2025 19:06 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They are wonderful, we'll be getting a few sheets ourselves!

06.06.2025 13:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not customer service.

06.06.2025 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Focus your anger on your fellow citizens.

Those are installed because people can't keep their hands to themselves and routinely use our blue boxes as garbage cans, dog poo disposal receptacles...

Some people were fishing out checks and other mail.

06.06.2025 13:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All the feels 😢

We will save Sesame Street along with both PBS & NPR!

#WeResist

08.05.2025 12:40 — 👍 533    🔁 117    💬 16    📌 10

I'm neither of those as well...

09.05.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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At Trump’s urging, USPS board to name FedEx official as postmaster general David Steiner is a member of FedEx’s board and was previously the leader of sanitation company Waste Management.

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

This is unacceptable.

07.05.2025 11:08 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

I'm neither of those. Your fight isn't here.

07.05.2025 11:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doooooo you expect me to disagree?

03.05.2025 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Makes "mail bombing" a ZIP code feel different, I bet!

02.05.2025 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@dax64.bsky.social

Where'd you find this prototype NGDV?!

The eagles should be like the field on the American flag, towards the direction of forward movement for the vessel.

I'd deliver a piece in it. How about you @rogueusps.bsky.social ?

02.05.2025 01:42 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

We know we've been quiet...

We're still here.

02.05.2025 01:00 — 👍 219    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0
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Think that text message is from USPS? It could be a scam Have you ever gotten a text message about a package coming via the United States Postal Service? Maybe it confirmed your order, said a package is out for delivery, or said there’s a problem like unpai...

As the FTC warns of Postal Service scams, a good reminder to PAUSE & #Take9 before clicking, downloading, or entering your credentials online. Learn more with @pausetake9.bsky.social cc @gate15.bsky.social consumer.ftc.gov/consumer-ale... @altusps.bsky.social #scams #USPS

24.04.2025 12:29 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
the usps is a service not a business

the usps is a service not a business

The USPS allows EVERYONE in the US to send and receive mail.
#HandsOff

@altusps.bsky.social
#MomSky

24.04.2025 14:39 — 👍 57    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 1

We are not going to doxx ourselves. Sorry!

Work with your local office - if that fails, the 800 number.

Congressional would be the step after that.

02.05.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This one's adorable

05.04.2025 23:02 — 👍 32    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

#AltGov Mail Call!

Found two strays in our LLV!

@roguenasa.altgov.info @nasawatch.bsky.social does this Alex one have rabies? Did you use the dog spray we gave you?

about.usps.com/who/legal/fo...

about.usps.com/who/legal/fo...

05.04.2025 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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