French Spy

French Spy

@frenchspy.bsky.social

🇫🇷 🇺🇸 Not really a spy. Fostered by cats. 💙💛

257 Followers 398 Following 1,244 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 day ago

I feel like Jared and Ivanka are the only ones who learned anything from Trump 1.0.
Stay out of the light, stay far away, and grift and profit to the max while not getting entangled with the bullshit and chaos.

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1 day ago

Is inferiority complex a thing, clinically?

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1 day ago

Kyiv is under combined massive attack, including Tsyrkon, russian anti-ship hypersonic cruise missile

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2 days ago

Oh yeah, just like Bondi and Miller, then? Living on a military base they shouldn’t be living on, because they felt unsafe out there? That kind of cowering rats?

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2 days ago

Well, he wasn’t “prepared by God” then, I guess?
(Whatever that means. Is God cooking men?)

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2 days ago

It’s snowing in Seattle for the first time this winter. Merry Christmas ❄️ ?

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2 days ago

And here we all thought it was because someone lost the key.

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2 days ago
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Trump says US has received 80m barrels of Venezuelan oil; 3rd tanker seized US forces have 'captured' a third oil tanker in the Indian Ocean weeks after it reportedly left Venezuelan waters.

Just gonna put this here as a friendly reminder.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

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2 days ago

That’s a lot of words answering a question that wasn’t asked. That’s how you know something’s up. That, and the stammering and panicked eyes.

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2 days ago

If you want to vote in November and don’t have a passport, please get one NOW.

If you’re a person who changed their name, get a raised-seal copy of your birth certificate and whatever paper(s) show your name change (marriage, judgment, adoption…)

Do that NOW. Don’t wait for summer or fall.

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2 days ago

WHAT DID THEY THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!??

W
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A
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2 days ago
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Trump announces Patriot Games for 2026 President Trump announced Thursday plans for the United States to celebrate the nation’s 250th birthday with a national competition called the Patriot Games.

The only one missing is Hunger Games, but I think we’ll get the first version next fall.

www.kbtx.com/2025/12/19/t....

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2 days ago

Exactly. There is also this thing called a ship. Or this submarine thing. Not as stealthy obviously but requires a bit less imagination.

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3 days ago
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

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3 days ago

Power’s out :(

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3 days ago

Meh. That was super fun. I’ll try again on my computer tomorrow.

Apparently pink likes me just as much as I like pink (not).

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3 days ago

It’s not just the US. Europe is just as unprepared. This is terrifying.

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3 days ago

I mean, they’re right. But Iran is hardly a paragon of good leadership. Their (previous) leader just killed tens of thousands of civilians a month ago.

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3 days ago

I didn’t have the US and Iran competing for who has the worst leadership in my 2026 bingo card.

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3 days ago

Aw, no. I’m pretty sure some of them are running the government of Hungary, and some of them are hoping to run the government of France next year.

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3 days ago

He’s pretending to be on the side of Epstein Men facing consequences. He thinks that’ll make him look innocent.

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4 days ago

Not content with a forever war, he launched a "whatever" war.

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5 days ago
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Well interpreted.

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4 days ago
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Adriana Smith pregnancy case - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriana....

She was 9 weeks pregnant. This is sometimes done at the mother or family’s request when the pregnancy is close to the end, but that wasn’t the case here.

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4 days ago
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No.

Failing to apologise means your country IS immoral.

This isn’t about optics.

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4 days ago

And a drunk man cannot consent either.

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4 days ago

It’s telling how she can’t even spin his shit anymore. That, or she decided she won’t bother anymore.

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4 days ago

I’ll give you grace b/c you don’t seem to know the details.
No it wasn’t. It was also against medical advice iirc. She was not just a few days from giving birth. The baby was born very premature b/c her body started rotting, and he’s facing a life of suffering. Her family was left to pay for it all.

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4 days ago

No. It’s missing the random capitalization, and he didn’t thank us for our attention to this matter.

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5 days ago

Bluski is the social media platform for people who learned English by reading it in their heads.

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