"what if a bowl of instant ramen could have 20 grams of protein" well what if god is dead? what if a rotting corpse sits atop the throne of heaven? what then
25.09.2023 14:05 β π 1018 π 174 π¬ 35 π 8
30.07.2023 15:10 β π 2435 π 604 π¬ 21 π 16
hello new bluesky citizen. you are required to post ass or hog at least once, and there is a rotating list of invisible and unknowable rules which changes daily. if you accidentally break a rule you're sent to Poster's Hell. make your post, citizen.
24.07.2023 17:50 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
Brunette woman in an apron stands in front of a grill and a garden
Smoked pork in a pan fresh off the grill
A graph showing the temperature for smoking a pork
Sous vide @ 165 for 18 hours. Smoke @ 275 for 2.5 hours.
14.07.2023 21:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Every piece of technology is getting worse! It sucks so bad!!! I say this as a tech person!
06.07.2023 01:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I don't want to go to another app. I want to post on my existing app with my existing lists. I want to be sad with my friends about my losses and support my friends having worse times without Watch My Pussy dot cz notifications all fucking day long. I hate this internet.
06.07.2023 01:23 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
gratuitous pork photos
22.05.2023 20:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Victoria, replacement father era
22.05.2023 19:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have few desires stronger than grilling someone's shitty father into a pit of shame
22.05.2023 19:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
paper wasp sitting on an unbloomed pink peony
I mostly talk about flowers these days
22.05.2023 19:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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