@i-saw-the-sign.bsky.social
Signs I have seen. Pics all mine, none nicked from other people. By @rudemrlang.bsky.social
Billboard reading Free earwax check! hear what you’ve been missing!!!
“FREE EARWAX CHECK!”
25.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sign saying Choose Sausage
CHOOSE SAUSAGE
27.04.2025 12:59 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Sign in bookshop reading Do not open sealed LEGO figure. You are in CCTV.
DO NOT OPEN
SEALED LEGO FIGURES.
YOU ARE ON CCTV
Sign on a pedestrian crossing reading HELP The Metropolitan Police is running a Homophobic hate campaign against me.
HELP
WAIT
A sign reading “please no bins.”
But I *LOVE* pleasing bins 🗑️
06.04.2025 10:46 — 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1
LED sign saying Don’t Drink Too Much
Don’t Drink Too Much.
05.04.2025 08:40 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Faded sign for UKIP UK Independence Party. Sticker saying Keep the Pound, Leave the EU.
“KEEP THE POUND”
30.03.2025 10:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Black Gloves Cleaning FEELING DIRTY? Black Gloves Cleaning Service A domestic cleaning service for gay men in London Zones 1-3. Services include: • Kitchens • Bathrooms • Limescale removal (mild to Moderate) • Dusting • Floors (vacuuming & mopping) • Bed changing • General surface cleaning and more.... Scan the QR code for enquiries, contact details and social media
“FEELING DIRTY?”
16.03.2025 09:29 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
A-board advertising a business called Sexi Coffi.
“SEXI COFFI”
09.03.2025 08:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sign on the side of a bike in a bike parking spot: “Selfishly using up a cycle parking place” is written in marker pen above “MAN & VAN”
“Selfishly using up a cycle parking place”
07.03.2025 08:54 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A sign reading “Open me slowly”
“Open me slowly”
04.03.2025 07:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sign outside shop reading “Foam cut to size”
“FOAM CUT TO SIZE”
28.02.2025 07:35 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sign reading Mary Poppins Wicked
“MARY POPPINS WICKED”
21.02.2025 17:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post it note saying Bubbly in the the fridge.
19.02.2025 07:32 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Sign reading “bingo on Friday night at 8pm” in colourful letters.
“BINGO ON FRIDAY NIGHT AT 8PM”
14.02.2025 08:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sign reading Vinegar Jones Quality Fish & Chips
“𝒱𝒾𝓃𝑒𝑔𝒶𝓇 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈”
09.02.2025 10:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Shop called Wacko Leather Fashion
“WACKO”
07.02.2025 10:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Taxi sign: “IF YOU SOIL THIS VEHICLE A CHARGE WILL BE MADE”
01.02.2025 10:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LED sign: WELCOME CLOSED
31.01.2025 18:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Holographic Claudia Winkleman for sale. Looks suspiciously like Emperor Palpatine.
@i-saw-the-sign.bsky.social
30.01.2025 15:28 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Energetic Facial Release Releases Emotions from the Face such as Stress, Frustration, Sadness and More 30minute Treatment 235.
“Energetic Facial Release”
29.01.2025 11:29 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Wooden pens with girls’ heads on top. Text: £1 each Pen As Girl
“Pen As Girl”
26.01.2025 11:47 — 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 7
Sign reading I Love Fish & Chips offering a Personal portion for £12.95 and a Ladies portion for £10.50
“Ladies portion”
24.01.2025 08:08 — 👍 45 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 8
A sign reading “I love my pussy” with a picture of a ginger cat.
“I LOVE MY PUSSY”
17.01.2025 08:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The words Chemical Cupboard on a door in Nando’s, inappropriately rendered in the Nando’s don’t.
“chemical cupboard”
14.01.2025 09:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2
Sign saying Next Saturday: Rowetta. Back by popular demand. With a picture of the singer Rowetta.
“BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND”
13.01.2025 16:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Swedish sign saying Varning för katten, illustrated with a silhouette of hissing cat
“VARNING FÖR KATTEN”
12.01.2025 10:23 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Sign saying Poppers on sale at reception illustrated with a row of colourful poppers bottles.
“POPPERS ON SALE AT RECEPTION”
11.01.2025 20:52 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bin with a sign saying “this is not a bin” on it.
“THIS IS NOT A BIN”
11.01.2025 09:07 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1
Sign nominating Tracy Beaker for the highest office in the land. TRACY BEAKER FOR PRIME MINISTER BOG OFF BORIS FACTS • TRACY BEAKER IS THE NATIONS SWEETHEART • PIPPIN WAS A GOOD DOG • SUNNY DELIGHT TURNED A KID ORANGE
“TRACY BEAKER FOR PRIME MINISTER”
10.01.2025 15:36 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
