Paul

Haha you are by NO means the only one!

It will never cease to amaze me how many people come on here every day and announce they have diarrhoea.

I had never heard of a food dehydrator until I read this post earlier then almost immediately there was a scene in Corrie about Carla Connor owning one, along with a load of other kitchen gadgets she’s never used.

This is incredible

Due to an admin error I went to Bromley this weekend instead of Brighton.

Do you have Apple News+? The Times is on there and they only get paid for what you read.

I’ve seen more people post that they won’t be engaging with it than people engaging with it.

Let it burn!

(Trying to become a #mugfluencer)

Orange mug with stupid square handle.

I bought this mug years ago and immediately hated it because of its stupid square handle but I’ve recently brought it into rotation and I’m learning to love its right-angled quirks. #mugchat

Picture of a cat. Caption: In 2005, a nursing home in Rhode Island adopted a six-month-old kitten named Oscar as a therapy animal. Quiet and independent, he mostly kept to himself, until nurses realized Oscar kept curling up to patients who would pass away within hours.

Imagine sitting minding your own business watching The Chase when this bastard appears and curls up in your lap.

I hope the one I wrote about the poo emoji is in there.

Or Italian.

If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.

M&S odour neutralising laundry cleanser

Get yourself some of this from M&S, works a treat.

Apparently it just has “a spooky cackle”.

Statue of Ghostface in pink heart glasses and matching gloves

Took @darrenscott.bsky.social up Lewisham TK Maxx to inspect the Halloween toot and this is what he bought.

What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?

Incredible use of the shatter font here.

I hate that new crazy person’s handwriting font on Insta, I will never use it.

RIP to a real one

congratulations! You found Bertie, the Unfindable Cow! Now Time will collapse.

“It was fizzy ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️”

Screengrab of Sainsbury’s email asking to leave a review for a bottle of sparkling water

Review culture has gone too far, Sainsbury’s have emailed asking me to review sparkling water.

I have the DAY OFF today. I’m going INTO TOWN. ANYTHING could happen*.

*Nothing will happen

seize the means of labubu production

A Labubu was left on Karl Marx’s grave.

Ad for Temu showing lots of cheap rubbish.

"I, Temu, recently found lots of great stuff on Temu"

Bastards! They had those in the big one where I used to live but didn’t realise they were coming to the locals too.

One long queue for both tills and self service. Two card-only self service tills and one cash. Default is nobody at the till, you have to get someone’s attention. Queue goes up an aisle where you can’t see the till or the machines, except sometimes when it goes up a different aisle. Chaos.