I don't think humanity is ready for this book...
01.08.2025 17:24 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@fearlessfred.bsky.social
Broadcaster. Writer. Voice Artist. Sweatpants Enthusiast.
I don't think humanity is ready for this book...
01.08.2025 17:24 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rugby.
Stopping porch piracy one day at a time.
Could've sworn is was pronounced "Pachycephalosaurus."
Well, I'll admit when I'm wrong.
I'm not hard-headed about it.
The king...THE KING!!!
30.07.2025 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I flew to close to the sun...
30.07.2025 21:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a special feeling of shame when you realize you've been saying your fave dinosaur name wrong your entire life.
It's the Pachycephalosaurus by the way.
Weekend plans.
#wololo
Cunk is life.
24.07.2025 17:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me, when my kids tell me about some new thing that is dumb and loved only by buttheads.
23.07.2025 20:03 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Arnold into the phone: "What does the pig say?"
"Don't change the subject. I asked where you were, mister."
Arnold: "Your foster parents are dead."
I am ready for the day John Connor calls...
22.07.2025 17:56 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Yep.
22.07.2025 17:33 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0YES! I dunno my table number though...not yet anyways...
19.07.2025 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bahahahahaha! It's entirely plausible!
18.07.2025 20:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It could be.
I did a sweet dodge, the can missed...and we ran out of the mall.
Serious bad asses.
One time in high school a friend of mine bought the OMC album cause he loved the song How Bizarre.
I made fun of him until he told me to "fuck myself," and then he threw a can of Generic Grapefruit Pop at me.
We're still friends.
There you have it...using AI will ensure you're filled with arrows and fall into a river.
14.07.2025 21:29 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Thanks so much, man. I think you'll like it...maybe they'll animate it and we can castmates again!
14.07.2025 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Total Drama Island castmate @FearlessFred.bsky.social writing an OFFICIAL SAMURAI PIZZA CATS COMIC BOOK was NOT on my bingo card for 2026???!
www.amazon.com/Samurai-Pizz...
Yes. Yes it does.
12.07.2025 02:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I saw Superman. It was dope.
I left the theatre with a smile on my face...which seldom happens anymore.
Every time some dipshit AI thingy pops up trying to tell me what it can do I feel like it's Dill from Stickin around yelling at me about something I don't care about.
10.07.2025 17:14 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Albert protects the couch from tyranny.
09.07.2025 17:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love the Norem.
07.07.2025 20:28 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The king of gaming.
07.07.2025 20:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been a week, but I'm still pretty amped about my latest comic with @diablo.blizzard.com It's called APOTHEOSIS.
And as an added bonus I was teamed up with @adamgorham.bsky.social and @laurenaffe.bsky.social again. Good times!
You can read it for FREE here: news.blizzard.com/en-us/articl...
"Doubt is the lesser child of jealousy."
Another amazing experience with @diablo.blizzard.com getting to craft a brand new Diablo story, Apotheosis with @adamgorham.bsky.social and @laurenaffe.bsky.social
Check out the fully voiced Motion Comic...
Excellent work, dude! Great working with you again!!!
25.06.2025 23:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Biffing some ding dong's bluetooth speaker into the ocean is a dream.
No one...ahem...NO ONE...wants to hear your shitty music in public.