The African international had been expected to go follow Alexander Hey Arnold in leaving the red uniforms, but will now soccer some more on in Mercy Town. #YouNeverWalkAway
After hanging on in there for an offer from MLS that never came, ‘Mo Salad, with his name like a polite offer from a health conscious Subway server, agrees to go play soccer for Liver Pool some more.
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Game two of the two-game series takes place at the San Diego Burnerbowl next week.
But after the sheets remained unstained until the second quarter, the England Soccer Club athlete Rice found the ballbag with two cleat rockets. With their lead doubled, Dan Merino doubled it again to make it 3 to 0, leaving Kylian Mmmbop and the guys kinda bummed.
The Lakers arrived in Britain as the winningest franchise in the entire country of Europe and kinda expecting the EPL League franchise to just do dumb stuff so they could go take the points.
Real Salt Lake Madrid get their asses handed to them with fries on the side by the Soccer Cannons, after Vanilla Rice inserts two sidewinder felony kicks from downtown in London England.
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South Coast Saints lame soccer plays sees them lose 3 to 1 to the Soccer Chickens, confirmizing their status as the losingest franchise in the English EPL. Like some humongous gator, the jaws of the danger zone have chomped down real hard on their holy asses, taking them down to the minor leagues
The Soccer Cannons’ dreams of getting their fingers inside EPL World Championship winners rings go up in smokes as Coach Moyles and the Candies make a tie at the Goodson Candy shack, leaving Mick L.R. Teta feeling like some real sad bear cub that saw its momma go get shot by some dude in the woods
Real smart soccer player Kevin the Brain, known to EPL England fans as the Dutch Clint Dempsey, has comformized he’s gonna go hang up his Man City Franchise Club cleats in pursuit of following in his hero Dempsey by making the step up in to MLS.
The Man City Franchise Club need another of those loans they’re guys are always singing about. Lame-ass plays from Abou Diaby’s guys in Asstown.
Negative equity goalshot from the Glasgow Celtics after Kasper the friendly Goaltender goofs around and lets a real nice pass kick from USMNT’s Cameron Carter-Vickers go right on into his ball bag #ghuys
It’s even better when the other franchise think they’ll get a felony kick only to be denied.
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@usasoccerguy.bsky.social another clutch extremity-time goal insertion double for chicken tikka mo salah #freedom
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The Soccer Chickens just handed Abou Diaby his guy’s asses with fries on the side #ComeOnYouSoccer
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That second quarter major felony card for the Big Irish Guys has handed the victory points to the Three Lines. Ireland is getting its ass owned by the British guys which kinda sucks for the Cloverleaves 🇮🇳🇬🇪
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Hoping the Three Lines take the W, but with half of the usual side "ill" (sarcasm quotes courtesy of the HurriKane), anything could happen.
You could also do what the man says in his pinned post!
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