The Czexan

The Czexan

@theczexan.bsky.social

This happens to be a nocturne, ya know Frederick fucking Chopin…Czech Texan, P1, red panda enthusiast, Team Bidet, Jackie Daytona - Cocaine bear bartender

3,817 Followers 5,830 Following 1,522 Posts Joined Aug 2023
17 hours ago

Dafuq?

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1 day ago
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

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5 days ago
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

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6 days ago

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

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6 days ago

I feel this in my literal bones

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1 week ago

@sportssturm.bsky.social Freaks and Geeks is on Paramount+

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1 week ago

And they did it to appease a base that will never accept them much like CNN has

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1 week ago

Also, a big fuck you to anyone who voted for this horseshit. I ain’t trying to reconcile, I’m full on 2pac “Hit’em up” about it, die slow mother fuckers.

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And when we do hold them accountable we should take all their assets and put them in the social security fund. And then bring back public hangings.

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1 week ago

Also, please direct any questions or comments to pleasefuckoff@gmail.com

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1 week ago

Everyone is giving their nuanced takes to this shit. Here is mine, these people are evil cretins doing awful shit and we should all hate them and hold them accountable.

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1 week ago

Hell, I’m just at the combination KFC/Taco Bell

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Seems to be the pattern…

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1 week ago

A 12 year old obviously

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1 week ago

The “fuck you, make me “ response all these companies should have employed from the start.

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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

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1 week ago

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

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2 weeks ago

Why is it that no media members can ask the GOP for details about anything they say. They just spew vague lies with no pushback whatsoever.

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2 weeks ago

He’s a messy bitch overall

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McLovin looking dork mfer

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😕

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2 weeks ago

Call him a bitch Marisa!

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2 weeks ago

Jeb Bush part deux

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3 weeks ago
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

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3 weeks ago

Am I having a stroke?

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a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . `` Alt: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``

Mike Judge might have something to say about that.

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3 weeks ago

In Europe and Japan they have begun turning them into senior centers

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3 weeks ago

Hottest Rap album of the year about to drop

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3 weeks ago

You ain’t fooling me, that is a thumb

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