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26 | she/they bisexual | the answer to life, universe, and everything is 42 | πŸ“šlr: o sinners

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While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger.

www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...

28.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6318    πŸ” 934    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 60

stateside is the gen z version of super trouper

01.03.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is an australia exclusive a sign that sleep token is touring aus soon 😭😭😭

27.02.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my cup size? reese's

26.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1048    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 9

bro manon's hiatus is on cna???

23.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is even my exact bag!!! the red jester is for my red dnp photocard

picrew.me/en/image_mak...

23.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't think it ever occured to me that priests r out there writing sermons w chatgpt...

23.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes β€œI love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

22.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13939    πŸ” 2515    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 135

a cat i saw while in jb last weekend

22.02.2026 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate men my god

22.02.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

21.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3808    πŸ” 570    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 5
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alysa liu!!!

21.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11886    πŸ” 2436    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 36

ngl if manon leaves/is kicked out of katseye ill stop listening

22.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all the katseye fans gonna be extra annoying now that manon is on hiatus

21.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nooooooooo

20.02.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i need to see the go horse one omg

19.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.

I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion

People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

18.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4805    πŸ” 2118    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 299

fuck cringe culture, be as incomprehensible as possible and heal your inner child

that baby would've been happy if they knew how far you've come 🩷

18.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i rather read 100 incomprehensible no paragraphing reddit posts than a post/comment that OP decided to run through AI

19.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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biblically accurate dan and phil

16.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

dug out a pair of heels that i bought ages ago and then never wore shout out to past me for choosing a reasonable size heel

17.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12772    πŸ” 2955    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 266

can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there

14.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2245    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 18
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danandphil on tiktok
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThHsn3Ac/

12.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 16

Macbeth: SHIT

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10098    πŸ” 2043    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 50

taste

09.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

m so sick i fell asleep on the train w
my mouth open i hope i wasn't snoring

07.02.2026 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk how to tell u u need to stop feeding chatgpt your photos and asking it to generate cartoons of you

06.02.2026 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking of changing to they/she pronouns on virtue of ppl never using they for me

03.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0