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Back for a bit of relaxed FPL and boxing/Muay Thai/MMA chat with some good folks from my echo chamber ๐Ÿ˜‰ YouTube: https://youtube.com/@thedudemorpheus?si=T0KVzulV7tQcMXTi Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedudemorpheus?igsh=MWxybnIwbXF5ZXJ6NA==

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11.09.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ODIN IS THIS MADNESS?

09.09.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d pay money to see anyone put Tate to sleep tbf.

06.09.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GW3 ๐Ÿ”’
๐Ÿงข ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‘‘
๐Ÿ—œ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Bruno

โ™ป๏ธ1FT

๐Ÿฅถ ๐Ÿค• Palmer โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ต115๐ŸฆŒ Reindeer

OR ๐ŸŒŽ 2.7M

Wildcard in either GW4, or somewhere between GW6-8

Best of luck all!

29.08.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went with Reindeer ๐ŸฆŒ

Keeping it simple in case I need to wildcard or get to Haaland in next couple of weeks

29.08.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sarr?
Semenyo?
Barnes/Elanga?
Reindeer?

I've checked bookies odds and the best option seems to be the man that pulls Santa's sled...๐ŸฆŒ

29.08.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any particular reason to go Mount over Sexco?

29.08.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just the one sadly - but considering Palmer down to Semenyo or Sarr long term for sure.

Appreciate it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

29.08.2025 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the Bus team - probably wildcarding in GW4 or GW7. If anyone has any clue what to do then let me know please.

29.08.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who also owns Half-Krug I can only hope this swings my way.

29.08.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In 2 games he's looked like doing nothing before getting 2 returns in the 90th minute. Gakpo and Ekiteke have both outscored him...then again it's Mo so ๐Ÿคท

29.08.2025 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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29.08.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh my goodness he's coming back...

29.08.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Simons could still end up at Arsenal TBF

29.08.2025 08:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, has Nuno gone already?!

29.08.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3X MUN? Did you see us against Grimsby?

Rest of it looks good though!

29.08.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear this mate, strength to you and your family ๐Ÿ™

29.08.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hojlund 69th in ranking of every Man Utd signing post-Sir Alex ยฃ1.9bn is a lot of wonga for zero Premier League titles. Man Utd don't do transfers very well.

www.football365.com/news/ranking...

Crap website, hilarious article

28.08.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Boelyball will amortise the loss over 18 years

28.08.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please, no more. Just stick with Reuben Interim until Ineos either turn it round or relegate us.

28.08.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without arguing the semantics I believe they're intrinsically linked - e.g. Maguire, Antony, Fellaini were not only all bad assets, but they were available for significantly less than we ended up paying ๐Ÿ˜•

28.08.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi Mate, grateful for this as always!

Just FYI - I think the EUR weeks from 30th Sept aren't marked.

Appreciate you Big Man ๐Ÿ’™

28.08.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*People under 30 invite curiosity for their ignorance in their expressions of admiration for Andrew Tate, and I will generally try and sway their opinion.

Felt like I needed to add that caveat because there's really no excuse for liking him.

28.08.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a literal ๐Ÿ‡ist.

Horrible man and I severely judge anyone over 30 who expresses any admiration for him.

28.08.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reasonable analogy - but the club can and has been in a position where it has an incompetent coach AND horrific infrastructure.

We will only see marginal improvements until the Glazers stop sucking money out - which is the predominant driver for what we currently are: Manchester United Cash Cow

28.08.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't stand Helwani but oh my goodness do I hate Andrew Tate with a passion

27.08.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ

27.08.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Club is rotten, recruitment at all levels is appalling.

27.08.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bots picking him up due to last season's points

27.08.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The players are appalling, but something must be said about the ridiculous rigidity of Reuben Interim sticking to his 3412 formation when change was needed.

27.08.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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