The Dude Morpheus

@fplrisk.bsky.social

The algo is strong 💪🏽

I think I'm locked in here.

4 X MUN
4 X LIV
3 X EVE
1 X MCI, WHU, CHE, FUL

Bench boost played.

All sorted.

Now to to put the feet up until August and pretend Arsenal have a terrible defence and that Everton will start the season well...

I knew I could count on you!

Did a bench boost draft earlier with 4 Liverpool and 4 Man Utd.

Will post later.

FPL launches later today/this week.

Until then here's 30 seconds of 40+ year old me trying to be fast and funny...and failing at both 😜

Have a great week everyone!

🦵🏽🥊💪🏽👊🏽

Mate I'm really sorry to hear this.

Hope you and the rest of the family are coping ok.

RIP Richard Hawley

Now if they could just throw out BB and ASSMAN...

If you see this, quote a time travel movie that's not Back To The Future.

A truly loathsome individual.

Ait Nouri and Kerkez the most interesting so far for me. Surprised if they come in at least than 6M

Other high priced ones will be Gabriel/Saliba, VVD & Gvardiol

I'm very excited to run my draft a day for 30 days until launch time!

Best case incoming!

Wishing you best of health Mate 🙏🏽

How can you be sure it's wilful ignorance?

Wait…what?

Not that it’s much consolation, but Toney left, Watkins left and others will leave too. Ownership have an excellent plan. Keep the faith.

Thoughts and prayers

I'd be delighted to have a history like this...

Shedding a tear for Marzi and Frank. 😢

My Guys will be back I'm sure 💪🏽

The eyebrows say 24.

The eyes say 35.

Skin still pristine but that’s because black don’t crack.

Am I allowed to say that?

Excellent work!

What was Rocky's cut off for relegation?

In my defence you weren't meant to see this, but since you're here...may as well hang it in the Louvre 🤩

"Lads, it's Morpheus"

Nice bonus, I finished above Lateriser too!

Finished above Hindu Monkey and Rockstar for the first time ever in FPL.

It was glorious 😍😁

This is why you’re the 🐐 Brother. Congratulations 🥳

Given his significant xG underperformance & with free midweeks next season, what price would Bruno need to be for us to all start him next season?

Thank you guys for everything!

It turned out if they won at Old Trafford they'd have had a Champions League place waiting.

Well deserved karma Emi 😄

I remember him celebrating a last minute Bruno missed penalty in front of the crowd a few seasons back.

Hopefully Forest beat Chelsea and Villa have to blame this 🤡 for their missed opportunity.

Best economists in the world are among the richest people because they’re winning by gambling with other people’s money.

Congratulations to Spurs @planetfplpod.bsky.social @fplchancer.bsky.social

Turned off.

Wife wants to watch You on Netflix.

It's like Gossip Girl, but with murder.

5 seasons in. I'm invested.