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Can distinguish cars among a series of pictures. Mostly harmless.

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La realtΓ , vista con una certa, grossa, dose di distacco, fa sbellicare.

29.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

La cosa fantastica Γ¨ la dimostrazione per assurdo. Parafrasando: "Γ¨ impossibile che il cambiamento climatico sia colpa dei gas serra, altrimenti dovremmo drasticamente ridurre le emissioni derivanti dal traffico aereo".
Eh.
Tipo.

19.10.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A fascist by any other name would smell as...

12.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you press B on a lvl33 psyduck.

07.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This post made me clutch all the pearls, officer...

06.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ecco, [imprecazione] ma come fa ad essere un'opinione controversa?

06.10.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#JaneGoodall

05.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
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a man is sitting in a crowd and giving a thumbs up and the words `` good one '' behind him . ALT: a man is sitting in a crowd and giving a thumbs up and the words `` good one '' behind him .
26.09.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SZIJJARTO is the sound i make when i hit my little toe against furniture at night.

23.09.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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La metafora del "portare la croce" sta tutta nell'idea di sopportazione, sacrificio, farsi carico.
Mettere le rotelle alla croce, per facilitarne lo spostamento, Γ¨ un assoluto equivoco, svilisce il simbolo trasformandolo in una caricatura e, per il credente, sfiora la blasfemia.

23.09.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3
21.09.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3102    πŸ” 655    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 22

The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.

19.09.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13350    πŸ” 3071    πŸ’¬ 199    πŸ“Œ 121

you don’t understand bro, if we didn’t lie, no one would buy our product 😩

16.09.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2898    πŸ” 1035    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 57

La classe dirigente occidentale si Γ¨ bevuta collettivamente il cervello.

15.09.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be like the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation.

14.09.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuu...

11.09.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big gay energy

02.09.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
At a secret location, the intergalactic terminal awaits its first alien visitors. 

A customs officer is ready with forms printed in every conceivable script. 

The coffee shop has receptacles designed for mouth, beak, trunk or mandible.

A stall sells postcards, earth souvenirs, and an encyclopedic array of travel adaptors. 

The shuttle bus runs hourly to the city, stopping at a number of mid-price hotels. 

So far, the only landings on the runway or saucer-pad have been by local birds.

At a secret location, the intergalactic terminal awaits its first alien visitors. A customs officer is ready with forms printed in every conceivable script. The coffee shop has receptacles designed for mouth, beak, trunk or mandible. A stall sells postcards, earth souvenirs, and an encyclopedic array of travel adaptors. The shuttle bus runs hourly to the city, stopping at a number of mid-price hotels. So far, the only landings on the runway or saucer-pad have been by local birds.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com πŸ‘½
p.s. You can preorder my new book of science here: www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

01.09.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 474    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8

This gave me shivers. Thankyou!

01.09.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful

30.08.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...e niente, lui da quell'orecchio proprio non ci sente.

16.08.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly a modern Geppetto

12.08.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unn'è i'ccardo. Gliè l'afa.

12.08.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a fence and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a fence and looking at the camera .
09.08.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tutto il thread.

08.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in. When do we start planning the butlerian crusade?

07.08.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Profit at any cost is neoplastic growth.

04.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Staring into the abyss.

The abyss: "Ugh...my eyes are up here".

03.08.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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