Why is half your brain in that jar?
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The Cowley Group at CSHL has an opening for a bioAI PhD student to start Fall 2026 to work on closed-loop AI models for visual processing (see below). You *must* have a Master's degree in a quant/eng/cs field.
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Please reach out to me if interested!
I'll be at Cosyne.
Our lab has a new postdoc position that is ideal for someone interested in a career in data science or statistical consulting and an interest in gender diversity / trans health. apply.interfolio.com/182278
Amazing opportunity.
being involved in cutting edge research on mental health conditions (see also lci-conte.pni.princeton.edu). The job includes significant clinical (mental health) training, and you will be working with an amazing team! Apply here: research-princeton.icims.com/jobs/21275/r...
The Rutgers-Princeton Center for Computational Cognitive NeuroPsychiatry (ccnp.princeton.edu) is looking for a new clinical research coordinator! This is a long-term (at least 2 years, more is preferred) position for someone with a BA or MA who is interested in... /1
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Are you a junior faculty member interested in spending 2-4 weeks at Princeton Psych? Consider applying for our Microsabbatical program! It’s a fully funded visit for professional development and creating long-term collaborations.
psych.princeton.edu/diversity/mi...
The loss of grants management specialists, those with the budget and accounting knowledge to actually get awards out the door is just as damaging for our agencies. May not have Phds but for some ICs we’ve lost more of them then folks with PhDs.
I didn't comment when I saw the PI who posted about going from 5% to ND so hoping they see this (or that other people said it at the time) but: 1) program can still pick up the 5% if it hasn't been more than a year and 2) if it's ND but competitive, they can pick this one up as well.
This is an excellent opportunity and Dr. Norman is an exceptional mentor.
I would not say that POs are out of the loop, they just are not the final word as to what gets funded. POs are going to have many, many things they want funded but their directors are going to tell them, "we have money for 2 of yours, pick." So not out of the loop, just screwed like everyone else.
Congrats, @michaelfchiang.bsky.social! Glad that is resolved for you and for your NEI folks!
I'm choosing to believe this is their way of getting Rodgers to retire without causing a scene.
279 postdoctoral fellowships!
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Good luck!
Here: research.jhu.edu/rdt/funding-...
A fun thing for societies/conferences to do moving forward for the next few years, hold off on inviting IC Directors and invite @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social instead.
Gratitutde to all NIH study section participants who are participating in rescheduled meetings now and in January. Thank you for your service and thanks also to the hard working NIH staff who are making these happen. 🥰🧪
Princeton researchers have cleared a major hurdle toward the advent of practical quantum computing by developing a new kind of superconducting qubit that improves quantum coherence time by 15 times that of industry standards: https://bit.ly/4pnJ05k
My wife and I were living on the UWS in NY. She was pregnant and craving Magnolia Bakery. We get our cupcakes and a nice gentleman outside opens the door for us as we leave. My wife promptly drops her cupcake at his feet. Never saw John Oliver look more confused.
Went to a BBQ spot I found on vacation last year.
Bartender, solid guy, non-native English speaker, points at the logo on my hoodie: "UNC?"
Me: "Yeah!"
Him: "Bill Belichek's football team?
Me: *fucking dead*
Still a solid bartender though.
He protected his staff as best he could. Dealing with people getting RIF'ed with humanity and compassion. He made mistakes as we all do, but I gained so much respect for him this year. Wishing him well. And hoping for more IC Directors like him. One day.
Walter has always been a solid dude. Never worked with him myself but have close friends who worked with him at many levels. Always appreciated how he supported his staff and let them do their thing. And this year?
For my former IC I predicted that it would be full of red state optometrists.
Yeah. One of the fun things that happened to me in 2025 was going on a site visit and inadvertentlly telling someone that they actually weren't going to be on council.
My previous institute did not participate in the K01 program but your application will be reviewed in a study section with K01s from other institutes. That is not necessarily bad but it does include the likelihood that 1+ of your reviewers are not from your discipline
The de facto case for NIH has always been "there are more good grants than we have money for". I completely respect any skepticism but in this day and age? There are more good ideas than we are capable of funding..
Correct.
Council membership is entirely out of the IC's hands. Entirely
