Arby’s
I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something
this is like
the thesis statement of our times
us adults, foolish idiots: “but what does ‘six seven’ mean?”
THE CHILDREN, harbingers tapping into the immortal zeitgeist: “$6 gas now, $7 gas tomorrow, hahahahHahahHAHAHAHAHA”
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
I like my job and all but I’d rather be playing Chrono Trigger
A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.
My assumption? They’ll argue that the downloads have been tampered with and are fake and aiming to damage reputations so they can try to silence and attempt to prosecute (and lose litigation) anyone sharing them.
imagine if instead of a free premium AI subscription, we got subsidized books, games, art, films made by Singaporeans, and the artists got all the funding from the Government
Tomorrow on The Rooster: Columbus' Epstein problems run deeper than the notorious thong salesman.
And Mayor Suburbs counts many of these Epstein associates as his political backers.
literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back
Me and bro waiting for our dumplings
I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NOT!
We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.
I will never forgive the American people for re-electing Donald Trump.
They bounce! 🧡💚💙
As Ring continues to sell fear to the American people while implementing AI into their cameras and working with law enforcement, @jasonkoebler.bsky.social gets into why the company does "jack shit" for crimes.
Listen to today's podcast now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEq8...
The magic isn’t over.
In two weeks will be the 2026 Winter Paralympics in Milano-Cortina, in which you’ll be able to witness exceptional athletes with disabilities do things you’d never be able to do. ✨
With snowy days like today, what’s a go to comfort food that you enjoy cooking?
A bunch of people on my Amtrak train clapped when the US hockey team scored a goal and before I realized what had happened I thought: “Come on, people. We haven’t even landed yet.”
Previous generations of rich people knew that it was important for them to shut the fuck up and build libraries and parks and hospitals since that was the only way we would tolerate them in society. This generation of rich people have forgotten why this was necessary. We should remind them.
I’d suggest one of the issues here is that AI implementation has not been an organic, bottom-up process. Since 2022, its boosters have been tech titans and media folks who got waaaaay ahead of the demand for this technology and began imposing the features and infrastructure on an unconvinced public.
Now I want some pierogi from Hubert’s.
These kinds of voters… special place in whatever backrooms hell.
It’s deprived for it pretends to have humanity.
Yes. Well.
It felt like watching a very lazy SNL skit
Reminder: Trump was president and Barr was AG
