Zach 🐷🤠

Horse ebooks tweet: everything happens so much

Catching up with the news cycle back home

Listening to a podcast about college football scheduling in a Kyoto laundromat

White Monster Energy cans at a Family Mart

今すぐ抱きしめて

崖っぷちから6フィートのところに

そして私は考えている

A cafe sign that says Chocolate Bold Italic

Favorite font and font styles

A Colonel Sanders statue in a Hannibal Lecter jail cell

Colonel Sanders is in prison, where he belongs.

A sign that says “Taco High”

Always great to visit the alma mater

A Burger King sign that says “BIG MOUTH WHITE”

Burger King in Kyoto put a sign up about ya mans

A gold sign that says “Beer Thirty” on it

Hell yeah it’s

Guess who’s back

Back again

Zach is back

Tell a friend

A Tradition Unlike Any Other™️

a crab is crawling on a sandy beach Alt: a crab is dancing on a sandy beach

mrw

The Old Bay Accords had some strange terms

Enormous crab on the side of a building in Kyoto

Also have you considered: crab

Honorable mention to the Lawson pork cutlet sandwich, which made me weep openly at least once.

Building the whole nutritional plane out of wagyu beef and the 7-Eleven strawberry, whipped cream, and custard sandwich on this trip.

At a steakhouse in Kyoto, we’ve got a smooth jazz version of Englishman in New York going

The 7-Eleven strawberry, custard, and whipped cream sandwich

We had a version of these at our wedding, they still slap.

The AMR safety team would just park a Ram 2500 behind the debris and send some guy named Bubba out to grab it

GT2000s, also fun fact, regular size 12s aren’t really a thing here

My buffet staple plate of dessert fruit is No. 6, feels like I’ve overstayed my welcome

Doing unspeakable things to this hotel breakfast buffet and I already get the sense the staff are sick of my shit

Two obnoxious reflex blue ASICS running shoes

Got a new pair of my daily trainers at the ASICS flagship in Harajuku, they’re obnoxious but they rule.

The LSU Sports app title screen for the baseball vs. Sacramento State broadcast

Don’t hate being able to catch the back end of the game from this far away

Big ol’ hamburger steak smothered in gravy with a small thing of mashed potatoes and broccoli with a bowl of white rice

Happened upon a random hamburger steak and roast beef restaurant last night, rest assured that I’m living right.

“Dude your shoes are sick”

“Thanks but they make my feet and ankles hurt for some reason, I guess that’s the price of fashion”

Standing around in my Alphaflys in the middle of Tokyo because all I looked at was the price tag

Dudes wearing carbon plated shoes for fashion is crazy

A sign that says “the installation place for emergency escape device”

Oh so it hasn’t been installed yet, great

Enormous Terracotta fish decoration thing

I hope this will suffice

Plate o’nigiri made with lean tuna and salmon

Crowd in an alleyway at Tsukiji fish market

Bluefin tuna next to a sign that says “welcome to Tsukiji” on a construction wall

Anyway have a couple pictures from Tsukiji fish market earlier today