Happy mother’s day. I was very lucky to have had a mum like mine 💪
Thank you kind heart, after the last few weeks I’m actually managing to switch off :D
The garden centre just emailed and asked if I’m okay because they haven’t seen me for a while.
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Haha amazing, thank you! I’ll take the role seriously 🫡
I realise the description sounds weird if you haven’t seen it.
There’s a meme going round on insta where a lady dresses up and sings a song from Tangled, while a toddler sits next to them, face painted green, two ping pong balls for eyes, poking their tongue out. And it makes me laugh every time.
Woke up with this in my head. No regrets.
I like to rent air bnbs just to turn the bloody sodding motion smoothing off on all their TVs.
Netflix has ‘I Swear’, the film about Tourette’s campaigner John Davidson, and under ‘more like this’ the first suggestion is Ricky Gervais’ Derek. I mean do with that what you will, but wtf.
Trying to take photos of my dog in his car and for some reason he looks like a bad drawing, like one of those wonky medieval paintings of a dog.
I really want to watch the new Louis Theroux show about the men’s rights lot, but I can’t bring myself to do it. It’s just going to be too depressing isn’t it. Same reason I never watched that movie about 9/11.
The National Year of Reading is a perfect time to showcase this ‘gateway’ to greater literacy, says the UK Comics Laureate Bobby Joseph 👇 #BookSky
But there are tons
If you’re feeling sad i just found an insta account (22songsaboutspringfield) which mashes rock songs with Simpsons and its made my week. Like this one, for example: www.instagram.com/p/DVvtqN6lh0...
🚀 On Saturday 28th March I’m doing a live show to celebrate the launch of my brand new comic series Megalomaniacs. The gig is sold out but Waterstones have just announced it’s going to be livestreamed too - so if you want to join in you can, wherever you are! Tix:
www.waterstones.com/events/megal...
Wow. WOW, we had this, those faces seared into my young brain and yet I totally forgot about them till now.
Oh my goodness so did we
I hope so.
Moral question: is it ever okay to eat a whole bag of those M&S giant chocolate buttons in one go?
Sat opposite this absolute wonder.
Yeah absolutely, but usually it’s from the guise of some faceless PR company or whatever. This is the fist time I’ve seen them trying to impersonate someone.
At first I thought this was funny, AI clearly pretending to be Jeff Kinney. But actually the email address is convincing, this is genuinely taking steps to pretend to be him. Which is concerning.
(It’s only all the mistakes giving it away)
Botox, filler, contouring and reshaping. He’s 14 but that’s no reason to let your bum go.
Dog’s had his bum done. Morning! 🫡
This is the healthy response.
If I had only one chance at going back through time I would use it for this.
It will be a helpful distraction as I’m banging my face against the computer screen.
I’ve been living in this house for 14 years and I’ve only just noticed our kitchen lights aren’t straight.
And now I will never not see it.
I started work at 5am this morning, and finished at 9pm tonight. This isn’t a brag, it’s flipping stupid, and no one should do this 🫠
