my girlfriend and I are in
are 0/1's allowed?
imagine resisting the urge to post on Twitter for months and then almost falling off the wagon cause you can't get a low effort halo 2 bisexual discourse joke out of your head
"the red one 🙄"
I havnt drafted with it yet but I was pretty underwhelmed after doing two sealed events. what am I missing? am I getting too caught up in max speed feeling slow and underpowered?
the official release of Naruto was a crime
highly recommend a filler list lol
it sucks and it's not fair and you deserve so much more than this. we all do. the only way out is through and the only way through is together.
I'm really sorry, you're definitely not the only one. Hope you're managing ok 💚
I’m using this as an exercise to do something I have trouble with: getting mad.
I don’t want to hear that it may not be enforceable! I don’t want assurance that I’m valid!
I want you to yell with me about how this sucks! How it’s unfair! How it’s cruel to put us through this!!
all your cards are spells, that you cast using mana (except lands which generate mana that you need to cast spells(
198 tokens on the field after all the ripple triggers were done lol
current Hare Apparent count is 26, just need 4 more!
finally collected enough Hare Apparents to pull this combo off in commander last night and I may never come down from this high
unfortunately I don't post much anywhere anymore, I'm retired
idk what I did wrong, to get like this, everyone else seems to get prettier over time
could ffs fix me? idk, maybe. what scares me is that I will wake up fully healed from surgery one day and realize i still hate the way I look and always will
I dont remember the last time I felt pretty
I havnt taken a picture of myself I liked in almost a year
the best I get is "I look ok" which will last 2 hours tops before the feeling is shattered
remembering times I felt pretty is like that was a different person
every compliment feels like a lie
hilarious that right when every cis person got the memo to not use the word transsexual we started using it for ourselves again, iconic
I'm gonna start gaslighting them that it was always ok just for kicks. can't let em get too comfortable
hahahahahahaha amazing
is simic landfall *good* in standard? no not really
does it occasionally let you get unbelievably silly with the mossborn hydra? yes
is losing 80% of games worth occasionally popping off with a 2048/2048 hydra? yes absolutely holy shit dude do you see how big that thing is it's fuckin HUGE
was considering buying this anomalocaris plush and the reviews do not disappoint
you know I'm something of a skilled penis woman myself
i did tweet that but I'm pretty sure I heard it from @autoanon.bsky.social
gettin warhammered baby
happy birfday
me when I fucking get you
I thought too hard about dandadan and now I'm crying
