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Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.

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Pre-Season Outfielder Rankings 61-100: Digging For Gold In A Sea Of Meh A look at pre-season outfield rankings 61-100 for 2026 fantasy baseball including some intriguing deep league options.
03.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

irresponsible. where are their little ice skates

03.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

03.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 957    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 50
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RCL Strategy 2026 A look at some strategy for the Razzball Commenter Leagues for 2026 fantasy baseball and how to join our leagues.
03.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's when you know it's serious. πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Top 60 Outfielders for 2026 Fantasy Baseball A look at the top 60 outfielders for 2026 fantasy baseball and all of the top 60 outfielders projections for the new season.

Removed Jurickson Profar from outfielder ranks razzball.com/top-60-outfi...

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ORIGINAL SIGNING INFO	Prospect Rank	Power Rank	
2026 PROJECTIONS 1
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ORDER	POS	#	PLAYER	BATS	AGE	HOW ACQUIRED	Options	MLB Service Time
Year	Team	Rd	Pick	Ovr Rank ('26)	Org Rank ('26)	Org Rank ('25)	Ovr	WAR	PA	wRC+	OPS	BB%	K%
1	RF	13	Ronald AcuΓ±a Jr.	R	28.2	Amateur FA (VEN) Jul'14	n/a	7.159	JUL 2014	ATL						128	5.4	651	152	.905	14.1%	20.4%
2	C	30	Drake Baldwin	L	24.9	Drafted 3rd Rd (96) '22	3	1.000	2022	ATL	3	96				116	3.1	528	122	.798	9.3%	18.1%
3	1B	28	Matt Olson	L	31.9	Trade (OAK) Mar'22	n/a	8.103	2012	OAK	1	47				14	3.4	686	126	.819	11.8%	24.1%
4	3B	27	Austin Riley	R	28.9	Drafted 1st Rd (41) '15	n/a	6.138	2015	ATL	1	41				186	3.6	672	119	.794	7.6%	25.9%
5	LF	18	Mike Yastrzemski	L	35.5	Free Agent (KCR) Dec'25	n/a	6.128	2013	BAL	14	429				110	1.5	455	105	.739	11.5%	23.5%
6	2B	1	Ozzie Albies	S	29.1	Amateur FA (CUR) Jul'13	n/a	8.062	JUL 2013	ATL						70	2.1	630	101	.726	7.5%	14.8%
7	CF	23	Michael Harris II	L	25.0	Drafted 3rd Rd (98) '19	3	4.000	2019	ATL	3	98				78	3.5	574	110	.769	4.2%	19.2%
8	DH	8	Dominic SmithNRI	L	30.7	Free Agent (SFG) Feb'26	n/a	6.151	2013	NYM	1	11				295	0.0	7	91	.683	7.7%	20.4%
9	SS	14	Mauricio DubΓ³n	R	31.6	Trade (HOU) Nov'25	n/a	5.162	2013	BOS	26	773				220	0.6	336	84	.663	5.0%	12.2%

ORIGINAL SIGNING INFO Prospect Rank Power Rank 2026 PROJECTIONS 1 more_vert ORDER POS # PLAYER BATS AGE HOW ACQUIRED Options MLB Service Time Year Team Rd Pick Ovr Rank ('26) Org Rank ('26) Org Rank ('25) Ovr WAR PA wRC+ OPS BB% K% 1 RF 13 Ronald AcuΓ±a Jr. R 28.2 Amateur FA (VEN) Jul'14 n/a 7.159 JUL 2014 ATL 128 5.4 651 152 .905 14.1% 20.4% 2 C 30 Drake Baldwin L 24.9 Drafted 3rd Rd (96) '22 3 1.000 2022 ATL 3 96 116 3.1 528 122 .798 9.3% 18.1% 3 1B 28 Matt Olson L 31.9 Trade (OAK) Mar'22 n/a 8.103 2012 OAK 1 47 14 3.4 686 126 .819 11.8% 24.1% 4 3B 27 Austin Riley R 28.9 Drafted 1st Rd (41) '15 n/a 6.138 2015 ATL 1 41 186 3.6 672 119 .794 7.6% 25.9% 5 LF 18 Mike Yastrzemski L 35.5 Free Agent (KCR) Dec'25 n/a 6.128 2013 BAL 14 429 110 1.5 455 105 .739 11.5% 23.5% 6 2B 1 Ozzie Albies S 29.1 Amateur FA (CUR) Jul'13 n/a 8.062 JUL 2013 ATL 70 2.1 630 101 .726 7.5% 14.8% 7 CF 23 Michael Harris II L 25.0 Drafted 3rd Rd (98) '19 3 4.000 2019 ATL 3 98 78 3.5 574 110 .769 4.2% 19.2% 8 DH 8 Dominic SmithNRI L 30.7 Free Agent (SFG) Feb'26 n/a 6.151 2013 NYM 1 11 295 0.0 7 91 .683 7.7% 20.4% 9 SS 14 Mauricio DubΓ³n R 31.6 Trade (HOU) Nov'25 n/a 5.162 2013 BOS 26 773 220 0.6 336 84 .663 5.0% 12.2%

I saw Dominic Smith and I guffawed

03.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

this is a bridge Profar

03.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Spencer Schwellenbach - OUT (elbow surgery)
Hurston Waldrep - OUT (elbow surgery)
Jurickson Profar suspended for season

That's like in the last week. Braves might not make it to April

03.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I never would've been suspended twice, because, after my first suspension, my moms would've locked me in the closet and made me chew up all the PEDs I had and not let me out out until I was done.

03.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Jerkison Profart amirite Braves fans

03.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

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I, for one, am shocked and saddened by the Braves losing a player to a year-long suspension. Shocked AND saddened

03.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
BREAKING: Atlanta Braves designated hitter Jurickson Profar is facing a 162-game suspension after testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug for the second time, sources told ESPN. News free at ESPN:

BREAKING: Atlanta Braves designated hitter Jurickson Profar is facing a 162-game suspension after testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug for the second time, sources told ESPN. News free at ESPN:

Once oops. Twice, you gotta be joking, who do you think you are, ARod? You're not even a power hitter, what are you trying to do? C'mon, man!

03.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 16

The Trump admin thought they'd waltz in, assassinate the Ayatollah, and have roses thrown at their feet.

Instead, it's WW3, which concludes with mass death, destruction, and destabilization.

I didn't think things could get dumber than the W Bush era, but here we are.

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My friend has been stuck in Dubai on what was supposed to be a layover since Saturday

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"is this really about oil?"

"yes, probably, next question"

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Reporter: What's the worst case scenario that you have planned for in Iran?

Trump: I don’t know if there’s a worst case… I guess the worst case would be we do this and then somebody takes over who's as bad as the previous person, right? That could happen.

Reporter: What's the worst case scenario that you have planned for in Iran? Trump: I don’t know if there’s a worst case… I guess the worst case would be we do this and then somebody takes over who's as bad as the previous person, right? That could happen.

He just tweeted it out

03.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Italians stranded in the Middle East returned home on a charter flight organized by the Foreign Ministry, which also assisted citizens of other European countries

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Trump made no arrangements for Americans

03.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people in a boating accident, falsely accusing them of criminal responsibility, asserting that Mr. O’Leary fled the scene or evaded accountability, and falsely claiming that he blamed the accident on Mrs. O’Leary.
Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I therefore retract them in full.

I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people in a boating accident, falsely accusing them of criminal responsibility, asserting that Mr. O’Leary fled the scene or evaded accountability, and falsely claiming that he blamed the accident on Mrs. O’Leary. Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I therefore retract them in full.

Someone got a cease and desist for shitposting

03.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

inspiring how every 3? 4? years, the World Baseball Classic gives the Great Britain team a new jersey that just says GREAT BRITAIN on the front in generic lettering

03.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 278    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 24
Quentin Tarantino and his family are alive
and well despite a death report.
Exclusive

Quentin Tarantino and his family are alive and well despite a death report. Exclusive

Paul Dano has the chance to do the funniest thing

03.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Catchers to Target for 2026 Fantasy Baseball A look at catchers to target late in 2026 fantasy baseball drafts. All the catchers sleepers are here for your drafts!
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Over the course of 35 years

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Bank robber who held gun to Paula Deen's head in 1987 heist found dead in NYC trib.al/ 80dzxpJ

Bank robber who held gun to Paula Deen's head in 1987 heist found dead in NYC trib.al/ 80dzxpJ

It may not be tomorrow, it may not be next week, it not be next year, but at some time I will find you and you will regret this, because, child, Paula Dean’s revenge is best served cold

03.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

what does he think they are sacrificing

03.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

He did use introspect as a verb so it’s prolly him

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Jazz Chisholm Jr. with the "C" on his chest

Jazz Chisholm Jr. with the "C" on his chest

Should have a G for guv’nor

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So nice that we only had to wait two weeks for a whole new tournament to root against the States

03.03.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how the men standing behind him can’t even pretend to be stirred by this motivational speech.

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