Razzball

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

Jonathan Karl O @jonkarl X.com Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead." 8:40 PM • 3/1/26 • 51K Views

4th place forced a smile from his bunker and waved tentatively

Only things sure in this life are Adrien Brody wins an Oscar then spends 20 years burning thru good will, then wins an Oscar

Due to a lack of living candidates, leading Iran will be Bari Weiss

Li Jeff Passan reposted Pat McAfee * @PatMcAfeeShow X.com Tomorrow's progrum is pretty absurd.. Aaron Judge, Bryce Harper, Paul Skenes and Clayton Kershaw will all stop by. World Baseball Classic is on deck and America is trying to regain world dominance. This State of Arizona is absolutely wonderful.. What a trip AHT here C000000D-0

No one reads the room like a sports personality

Zeniffer

Tomdaya

You know who else was an eloquent and effective political communicator?

Smh.

That’s a good trivia question, I wonder which candidate has the most disqualifying thing ever, a Blackwater mercenary does feel like it’s near top of the list

It is a fantastic train wreck

WHYWHYWHY

*Naomi Watts is still fine, but whomever directed her portrayal of Jackie O. to be Katherine Hepburn-esque did her dirty

The Nazi thing is bad; he was also a Blackwater mercenary. It’s nice he can communicate but it sure seems like he’s communicating lies to get elected.

History tells us eventually all Naomis merge into one

POD SAVE AMERICA Graham Platner Isn't Backing Down #1128• MAR 1, 2026 • 1:19:19 Graham Platner, a Democratic candidate running for Senate in Maine, stops by the studio to talk with Jon about Trump's impending conflict with Iran, the future of Medicare for All, and what community organizing in rural Maine taught him about building political power in our polarized era. The two discuss new polls showing Platner leading Janet Mills in the Democratic Senate primary, how his tattoo controversy has resonated with Maine voters, and what he wants to change about the Democratic Party to rebuild a winning, working-class coalition.

Pretty sure at this point if the Nazi who is running in Maine loses, he’ll have a job with the Pod Save Bros to fall back on

Bluesky doesn't allow for enough characters to enumerate ways Verdugo sucks

I'm big time jelly

Baseball’s Heated Rivarly

Padres add Alex Verdugo, but really, who cares

Alex Verdugo to the Padres is one of those super under-the-radar moves that turns into nothing and you wonder why you ever read an update about it. Might be feeling that right now, in fact!

Every team should have a Dunker

Everyone knows what to get me for my birthday

Take my money!

Two disparate skeets that feel symbolically connected

TL linking up in perfect way

California Post sounds like a fantastic Elliott Gould 70's film, stop ruining this made-up-in-my-head film

Snarkety sounds like a lobbyist for rental car companies who don't want to rent to kids under 25