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I'm telling you, these Tucker Carlson branded nicotine pouches are worth some serious money, Ton'

Tucker Carlson's Multimillion-Dollar ALP Nicotine Shipment Hijacked

Stealing a truckload of Tucker Carlson branded nicotine pouches is the plot for a movie that reunites the cast of Get Him To The Greek

you missed signups by only 4 weeks...or -- OR! -- you're 48 weeks early for 2027

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Charlie Goldsmith & @Char... 11m X Hunter Greene is dealing with right elbow. Terry Francona and Nick Krall are meeting with the media now. He'll see Kremchek and El Attrache for an MRI. 12 \ 50 35 thl 4.9K 企 Charlie Goldsmith @ @Charl... 3m Ø Waiting for more info. The second opinion is encouraged. They'll see how the process goes. But at the least he won't throw until Tuesday. 17 3 11

If your Hunter’s Brown, it’s 200 innings you can mark him down. if your Hunter’s Greene, don’t like how this sounds nah’mean

Same tbh

Thought Homeland was cancelled

I saw that beard and misread this headline as "gold in a sea of meth"

Oh Jub Jub!

Kevin McGonigle went Mc-Gone-igle!

Team USA's lineup UNITED STATES AT SAN FRANCISCO SCOTTSALE STADIUM |1:05 PM MT •3:05 PM ET ss WITT JR. 1B HARPER RF JUDGE он SCHWARBER 3B BREGMAN RALEIGH ANTHONY cF BUXTON 2в TURANG STARTING PITCHER PAUL SKENES

@27ringssayswethebest: This could've been the Yankees' lineup this year if they traded Spencer Jones

They're all opportmanteaus

Tim Robinson, "Oh, yeah, that'll do it, I'd say that'll do it"

With crypto, prediction markets, etc., Jim Messina says we will win back young men in their 20s, then they will hate us for it in their 50s or be dead and that was happening anyway

We need a Love Story on FX about Bill and Trump

Gold drapes are America's bookends

YouTube video by RazzballFantasy Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Spring Training Sexy Names And Boring Bullpens

BDon and I went over Konnor Griffin and Kevin McGonigle -- Call them Kevinnor McGriffinigle, and dock me in the Portmanteau for the evening! -- and more

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Trump horn-posting on Main about Zohran while going to war for Israel is like when Alex P. Keaton went to the dance with two dates and two ties, but eventually Alex settled down with Ellen and married her IRL so we might need a Melania sequel

they do, and he can

Donald J. Trump @reaDonald Trump Zohran has come a long way embracing, of course, the Declaration of Independence while at The Oval Office - Big progress! President DJT

Oh, he's just trying to get Bill Clinton jealous now

believe it was the only time Food Network's ever removed someone from their channel

This was my favorite scene in Hamnet

that's the best jacket i've ever seen

Dead from cholesterol, one assumes