Kev

There's a CSI/Scruff McGruff crossover here with the tagline, "take a bite out of crime"

Love this thread

Or else what?

I was rooting for you 2

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X engineers clocking in this morning

wait until you see what's in the Not Porn one

(fart noise)

FYI: you can easily replace "lover" with any food item in Paula Abdul's "Rush Rush". It's a fun way to spice up any snack.

Bubba Sparxxx's "Ms. New Booty" probably wouldn't be one of the top 10 songs of all time if they changed "booty" to "butt" throughout the song

there was a very specific demographic that was mad about the halftime show

If you guys left twitter completely, here's what the superbowl was like:

The refs made a bad call in favor of the chiefs and there was a lot of "oh the fix is in". Then the refs made a make up call for the eagles and all of those people didn't say anything...pretty much the rest of the game

Not enough carrots as a child

#analysis

yes (readies jukebox)

AND THIS ONCE HAPPENED TO HIM

Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."

For those about the rock, we salute you.

For those who have already rocked, please form a single file line, pick up a tote bag and thank you for your service. If any further rocking is needed, we will contact you.

Elite location

Living in SC, I thought the elected officials would take us down with the fascist ship, but don't discount nature having other plans

the last time I was really excited for boxing was pacquiao-hatton...so Imma sit this one out

You ever wake up with the American Gladiators' theme song in your head?

I once hi-fived vanilla ice...unsure of game implications here

"The ancients had over fifteen thousand gods, which they referred to as Funko Pops," said the archaeologist. He advanced the slide, and the crowd laughed. "No, they weren't very good at art," he added.