@vinnythomas.bsky.social
ancient reptile in real life, Omar on Platonic. formerly known as vinn_ayy
“fuck this could change everything. i need to tell my girls about this”
-an ant after it smells a little Captain Crunch on the floor
yeah, they should’ve had Ray Charles up there!!! why didn’t they get Ray Charles????
10.02.2025 05:08 — 👍 307 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 0
me at 4yo trying to gather my entire extended family to watch me do a little flip or something
10.02.2025 04:15 — 👍 757 🔁 30 💬 5 📌 0mahomes looks like a haunted porcelain doll
10.02.2025 02:48 — 👍 397 🔁 27 💬 5 📌 1omg Kelce looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks
10.02.2025 02:46 — 👍 783 🔁 36 💬 13 📌 6it’s so heartening to see the US finally engaging in a trade war with our two greatest enemies, Mexico and Canada
02.02.2025 05:22 — 👍 503 🔁 27 💬 6 📌 0😔
28.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Okay wait SHE just farted??? Miss thing is playing 4d chess
28.01.2025 17:30 — 👍 298 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0gonna conjure one up
28.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 161 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0ooooh this lady sitting in my row on this flight has a BAD attitude. Mean for no reason. I don’t have to fart rn but im gonna figure something out before we land
28.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 490 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 0I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
26.01.2025 21:10 — 👍 1305 🔁 80 💬 20 📌 3
24.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 461 🔁 46 💬 11 📌 3
Thank you ❤️
19.01.2025 09:31 — 👍 165 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
so happy it’s finally out :) I was the one holding the flashlight under Trump’s face for this portrait :) it smelled really bad down there but i think i did a really good job and i hope they eventually pay me ❤️
17.01.2025 15:32 — 👍 730 🔁 38 💬 23 📌 4What was ur most embarrassing moment of 2024 (not gonna share mine but would like to hear urs)
31.12.2024 16:28 — 👍 314 🔁 11 💬 58 📌 7i’m old enough to remember when Kim Kardashian said she was going to law school
25.12.2024 14:28 — 👍 213 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
“don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Santa tonight 😄😝”
23.12.2024 00:17 — 👍 361 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 1Damn, I can tell from your Guy Fawkes profile pic that you really have a handle on the zeitgeist
17.12.2024 16:38 — 👍 209 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0“who are they?? they don’t even fucking go here!!”
—me after seeing a herd of African buffalo stampeding through the frigid central Asian steppe in Kraven (2024)
I truly cannot impart to you how jarring it was. It was like seeing zebras in the alps
17.12.2024 02:40 — 👍 248 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Kraven (2024) is a trailblazing film. No other movie has so bravely depicted thousands of African buffalo living in Eastern Russia. Do they explain this? No. But that’s part of the bravery.
17.12.2024 02:31 — 👍 1721 🔁 107 💬 43 📌 7luigi they would hate to see two italianx men get coffee together
09.12.2024 21:21 — 👍 237 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0mama mia i would like to join the manhunt as well
09.12.2024 19:13 — 👍 374 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0wow so now folks want to hurt u for simply telling people they are too poor to survive cancer? woke culture has gone to far
05.12.2024 22:43 — 👍 475 🔁 48 💬 3 📌 0they are caused by being tacky
05.12.2024 22:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can’t stand seeing one of my friends get a nosebleed. like what are u doing?? grow up
04.12.2024 23:08 — 👍 278 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1Australians
01.12.2024 12:09 — 👍 263 🔁 0 💬 9 📌 0Good morning to those of you who are awake. Nurses, ghouls, raccoons, etc
01.12.2024 12:08 — 👍 799 🔁 33 💬 16 📌 5without what and a drink
30.11.2024 03:39 — 👍 135 🔁 12 💬 14 📌 0
