yeptile

to hire more women guards at the concentration camps

mindstalk.net/houseplants....

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

It's a hat.

the andrew formerly known as prince

Goodhart's law ruins everything, forever and always.

Of course they exist, they're right here above qwerty

"... or to change oil and adjust timing belts, if no driving jobs are available" -- Glottis

Doubanjiang-soy baked tofu, almonds, onion, garlic, green chilli, an entire celery, (industrial quantities of) parsley, cabbage, gai lan, eschalots, over coarse brown bulgur.

tasty as heck.

My mum tried to make something similar once; ended up calling it Banana Nasty. Even the birds kept their distance.

The Culture was every single individual human and machine in it, not one thing. Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.

And the fucking bastards put a new ban in place just hours later.

you look nothing like your popsicle stick

I have views about members and supporters of the LNP that are not legal to express online.

ditto if you got paid the amount you're actually worth to your employer.

between exploiting the surplus value of your labour and exploiting your need for rest and shelter... they work you like a carthorse then milk you like a cow, with the bare minimum left over to keep you productive, no more.

Wait, you're a migraine symptom?

this explains so much

and what the hell is that gorilla's deal anyway

YouTube video by PomplamooseMusic Twice as Nice - Pomplamoose VideoSong

Early pomplamoose was amazing

(I mean they're still great, but I love the slight jankiness of their earliest stuff)

I've always been a fan of Twice as Nice myself

YouTube video by Sedra Anti-Meditation | AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity (720p HD)

Reminds me of Anti meditation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgH...

I've seen Mork and Mindy, can confirm

I mean

Had a guy at helpdesk once (way back in like 2003 when every K counted) who insisted we had to somehow make the quota system not count dotfiles, since he didn't specifically create them himself.

He made me call a supervisor to demand this, and then was angry that I suggested he didn't understand.

wait, was it just the one day?

Labor rejects 'mad' Coalition idea to cut environmental reforms in two Opposition leader Sussan Ley wrote to the government on Sunday to suggest its environmental reforms be split into two to prioritise "practical measures to streamline approvals".

Here's a crazy idea, Minister Watt, ignore the ecocidal and climate change denying LNP, and work with scientific experts and the Greens to get the stronger environment laws our precious places and wildlife need! www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10... You don't have control of the senate, so stop posturing.

The starship Enterprise

Women don't like the vehicle

Spotify stock graph showing a decrease of $28 in one day (Friday 10/24), the day after Spotify’s boycott became a trending topic on Bluesky. This is a roughly 5% decrease in value.

Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.

These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.

otoh cinnamon rolls will never let you down.

also they're cinnamon rolls