Victor Catano

Victor Catano

@vgcatano.bsky.social

Novelist, Staff Writer for TheWorkprint.com Find my books here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Victor-Catano/author/B01EVNJ552

674 Followers 1,311 Following 4,802 Posts Joined Sep 2023
3 hours ago

Republicans have fallen really far from the America: Beacon to the World, Shining City on a Hill rhetoric they used to espouse. They no longer even pretend to be anything but vile, gutter racists.

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3 hours ago

A perfect summary of the country today. "We didn't plan ahead and didn't realize our actions could have consequences." Amurrica, fuck yeah!

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1 day ago

I want to start a "vintage porn" channel, but it's just the squiggles of the scrambled Playboy channel on cable. The one where every five minutes a boob comes into half focus for a second.

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1 day ago

I am super cool with the CEO not being a power user. We don't need the people in charge getting Poaster's Madness.

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1 day ago

I want to start a "vintage porn" channel, but it's just the squiggles of the scrambled Playboy channel on cable. The one where every five minutes a boob comes into half focus for a second.

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1 day ago

“You know, Flava Flav’s old group?”

“Oh, you mean the guy who loves the Olympics!”

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1 day ago

Well then call me a dirty lib, then, because I would like to wake up each day without wondering what insane war Trump has tweeted us into.

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1 day ago

Pinky and the Brain did an elaborate parody of Cats (starring Pinky) called Mice, which morphed into an elaborate parody of A Star is Born, and l am convinced that they did this solely to make a “misses Norman Brain” joke.

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1 day ago

Loved this show! Spiritual successor to Police Squad.

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1 day ago
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Profit. It was a Fox show from the 90s, starring Adrian Pasdar. He was a scheming junior exec who was clawing his way up the corporate ladder for the purposes of personal revenge. It was at least a decade ahead of its time, and it should’ve been as popular and influential as Succession.

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1 day ago

The bottom line is Trump sacrificed 8 American lives (& counting) and more than 1,000 Iranian lives (& counting) for nothing. He hurt the US & global economies, destabilized the Middle East, & will pull out with the same Iranian regime in power. There's no silver lining.

A senseless, criminal waste

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1 day ago

Hey, remember how sanguine and calm Fox News was when gas prices briefly spiked up to $5 a gallon back in spring 2022?

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1 day ago

I am not a religious person, but I am self-aware enough to know that this makes me a minority in the USA.

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1 day ago

This conundrum is easily solved by meeting them in person at a safe, public location.

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2 days ago

The War on Protein is over! Gotta celebrate!

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2 days ago

It was always a scam. The lefties love Bernie, who is older. The Righties love Trump, who is in full blown dementia.

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2 days ago
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holy shit

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2 days ago

I saw Iron Man in Times Square last week. You could take him

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3 days ago

Weapons (2025)

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3 days ago
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading:

WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME
THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE

Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out-
stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red

Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

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3 days ago

Please pick me up that limited edition Tatooine Sunrise Dutch oven.

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3 days ago

No, you were right the first time.

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4 days ago

“Everyone is 12” theory remains undefeated

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4 days ago

The US media has been a reliable cheerleader for every single war of choice. The fact you can’t get them on board for this shows just how stupid the rationales are.

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4 days ago

Yes! I don’t want to hear people complaining about directors playing it safe if they’re just going to crap on those who take big swings.

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4 days ago

This is thing I don’t get about the Coal Mining discourse. My grandfather was a coal miner. He worked like hell to make sure my dad went to college and could have a better life and never have to spend a day in the mines.

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4 days ago

Also, rookie move at Chipotle. You order a bowl and get two tortillas on the side. Now you've got two full burritos for the price of one.

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5 days ago

When my wife of 25 years passed away from cancer, something that helped me a lot was Rogue's arc in the X-Men '97 show. Gambit's death sends her on a rampage, but Nightcrawler gets through to her by saying "You did not cause them to die, you helped them live."
You don't know what's going to help you

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5 days ago

Hey Siri, google "Central America, regime changes, 1980s."

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5 days ago

It’s legitimately crazy how often people overlook the Beach Boys. One of the greatest bands ever, and some people dismiss them as a band that wrote a few surfing songs. P

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