Iβll take it!
11.09.2025 23:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβll take it!
11.09.2025 23:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You canβt make an omelet without breaking a few sections of the Constitution, dozens of laws, reams of judicial orders, and most basic human rights.
13.06.2025 17:00 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0If Deadpool was a chair
19.04.2025 09:03 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Living through the Phantom Menace is even worse than watching it.
14.04.2025 20:05 β π 43 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0I can't wait for the Greatest Depression
11.04.2025 16:05 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 4 π 1Me, every morning
09.04.2025 13:57 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Last Wednesday two things happened to me that were exciting in the exact same way: the tariff announcements and 12 hours of intense food poisoning.
07.04.2025 21:42 β π 38 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
10 STARE VACANTLY
20 GOTO 10
Itβs a tie!
26.01.2025 19:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Googleβs Gemini is like a 3 year-old trying to help with brain surgery. And you canβt make them leave.
20.01.2025 15:58 β π 85 π 4 π¬ 6 π 1The number of times a day I tell websites/apps that Iβm not interested in their AI offering has to be 8. Stop trying to make fetch a thing
13.12.2024 19:21 β π 22 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0I worked on that game a bit!
13.12.2024 16:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Weβre excited to announce the next big thing in gaming. No. BIGGER!
Battle Monsters, our brand new restoration of the 1992 classic Battle Masters. Officially licensed with the Titans of the Monsterverse: Godzilla, King Ghidorah, Kong, and Mechagodzilla!
RestorationGames.com/battle-monst...
The election is slowly galvanizing me into Batman
28.11.2024 01:07 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes. Thatβs why Iβll make next to zero money
13.11.2024 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every meeting Iβve had today has been an existential crisis about our industry
11.11.2024 18:50 β π 28 π 1 π¬ 5 π 1America relapsed
07.11.2024 00:51 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0GOP delenda est
05.11.2024 14:31 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
Weird plot twist. Three negative covid tests over 36 hours. 8 days past my first symptoms. And 10 since exposure. My flight for Gen Con leaves in a few hours
Iβll still be masked.
Iβm already feeling better but Iβm still wicked contagious. I light up a test real real fast
29.07.2024 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donβt tell me how to do my job, Dave
29.07.2024 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How very 2020. Iβm so old fashioned
29.07.2024 20:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have Covid and unfortunately will miss Gen Con this year. Please buy 8-10 of my games.
29.07.2024 20:08 β π 41 π 0 π¬ 11 π 0When the restaurant bathrooms are also The Tomb of Horrors
18.06.2024 18:17 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bad dreams are part of the design
15.06.2024 22:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβll win. The first episode isnβt the easiest so try others and see how that goes
09.06.2024 03:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I have no idea. This is the first Iβm hearing of this.
19.04.2024 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I forgot to smile. Sorry!
16.03.2024 23:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Brush lightly with olive oil and broil. Pay very close attention to it and move slices around. Toast both sides.
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