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Jonathan Hurtado

@jonathanhurtado.bsky.social

• Los Angeles / Bay Area • “All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players” -Billy Shakes

25 Followers  |  14 Following  |  50 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.4734

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I need to talk to a gay theatre person!!!

02.05.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to drive to Palo Alto after class tmr just to listen to the hacked crosswalk buttons

15.04.2025 07:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fucking hate it here!!!! 😭😭😭😭

13.04.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need Nicholas Duvernay emotional, spiritually, and sexually right now!!!!

31.03.2025 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chudai

30.03.2025 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“The American people want to know, is Elmo now or has he ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?”

27.03.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had my 2nd 3 way kiss at the club tonight!!!

24.03.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just did a whole audition in a really bad French accent. Guess you can call me Mr. Wi Wi Ho Ho Ho Baguette

19.03.2025 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When a local community college wants me to come in a teach a Stage Combat: Rapier workshop :)

15.03.2025 07:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fucking spilled poppers down my nose and burnt the shit out of my sinuses and throat 😡

14.03.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paloma Diamond was SNUBBED!!!!

04.03.2025 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m 90% sure TSA took a hit of my poppers cause that shit was not where I left it in my suitcase and it was not closed all the way 🤨

04.03.2025 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The government needs to prioritize our needs

25.02.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll know if he’s the one if he gets me a Jonathan “Carrie” necklace

22.02.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That frat at Austin University doing the Nupes is my new Roman Empire

22.02.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This stomach bug sucks but at least I’ll be skinny for LA

11.02.2025 08:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing makes me feel more single than my work giving me Valentine’s Day off

08.02.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it so difficult to imagine your life with me in it?

02.02.2025 08:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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✨ In my Samantha Jones era ✨

02.02.2025 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it wrong to fuck a friend/crush’s ex?

31.01.2025 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve decided I’m too young to be dating and deleted Bumble and Tinder off my phone

28.01.2025 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only thing I want in life is to get married on Lake Como, Italy in a Vivienne Westwood dress to the most gorgeous man ever! Is that too much to ask????

19.01.2025 23:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m already having withdrawals!!!!

19.01.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His birthday gifts are arriving 7 days early 🙃

12.01.2025 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got him a few birthday presents and it cost me over $100!!! What is this inflation!!!

07.01.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“We accept the love we think we deserve”

02.01.2025 07:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New year, same hoe

02.01.2025 05:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy New Years!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

01.01.2025 11:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he hates me :(

30.12.2024 06:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He left me on delivered 🙃

28.12.2024 06:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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