Brian Keene

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So @marysangiovanni.bsky.social is away for a few days. She always worries about what I get up to when left home alone, but I don’t know why rocking out to The Knack and Neil Young while I write is such a controversial thing. It’s not like there’s hookers, coke, and cops. This time.

Y’all laughed back in 1983, but here in 2025, STYX’s Kilroy Was Here is looking more and more prescient.

Yikes... Got mine just in time, I reckon!

I love this. 💜

Can confirm. I’d go so far as to say it transcends “dark af” and becomes the absence of mf light.

Government could start by not going out of its way to screw the entire knowledge work sector. Just spitballing here. Maybe back your creatives when they say they've been ripped off by huge tech firms instead of finding ways to give our work to megacorps free of charge? I dunno man it's a MYSTERY...

This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.

For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.

New Adventures In Senior Moments — BRIAN KEENE …that I began explaining The Curse of Lono to her, rather than The Great Shark Hunt . And in thanking Z profusely, I told him twice that the only edition of The Great Shark Hunt I own was the big...

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I did a thing today!

Stopped by @vortexbooksncomics.bsky.social and saw @briankeene.bsky.social and @marysangiovanni.bsky.social, and had a blast. This constituted a mini-roadtrip for me, @ecfnj.bsky.social and @bluntlittletool.bsky.social, along with The Bug, and it was a glorious outing.

Enjoy!

Sold out! On behalf of myself, @haileypiperfights.bsky.social, @rjacksonjoseph.bsky.social, @laurelhightower.bsky.social, @manylittlewords.bsky.social, and Pandi Press, thank you!

As somebody who has officially reached “eyebrows growing hairs out a crazy angled and now need to be regularly trimmed” years old, I could very literally feel Brian’s back pain issues. Pulled a muscle putting on socks a few months ago and it hasn’t felt right since.

It's Sunday morning and you know what that means.

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Shipping now!

Here's your holiday gift shopping sorted. Two new books from me, @manylittlewords.bsky.social, @laurelhightower.bsky.social, @rjacksonjoseph.bsky.social, & @haileypiperfights.bsky.social. Plus coffee, treats & other cool stuff. All for one low price. Full details: www.briankeene.com/news/the-bes...

Here's a photo memory, @briankeene.bsky.social . That time I signed the signature sheets at NECON for CLICKERS FOREVER.

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One of my favorite covers to anything I’ve written. 💜🙏

Barbarian Emerges is an illustration originally created to celebrate #frankfrazetta Now the cover of Horror fantasy writer @briankeene.bsky.social novel #islandofthedead. A traditional pen #sketch which was later digitally painted in #Photoshop.

#frazetta #fantasy #conanthebarbarian #zombies

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Until I find a new publisher, the places you can purchase my books will be few and far between. You can get them directly or signed copies are now available at @vortexbooksncomics.bsky.social
Go on, see how Bishop Rider makes them burn.
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Here's your holiday gift shopping sorted. Two new books from me, @manylittlewords.bsky.social, @laurelhightower.bsky.social, @rjacksonjoseph.bsky.social, & @haileypiperfights.bsky.social. Plus coffee, treats & other cool stuff. All for one low price. Full details: www.briankeene.com/news/the-bes...

So glad that so many folks enjoyed last night's episode. These past few weeks, the show has been on a roll. I think between this one and last week's, I've figured out what its identity and voice is going to be. Stay tuned.

Mary inspires a frank and - at times - emotional discussion about Brian's friendship with J. F. Gonzalez, recounting how the two met, things they achieved together, what J. F. would think of things now, and his lasting legacy on the horror genre. www.patreon.com/posts/ido-pe...

Not a bronie, but my friend’s kid is, and I wouldn’t be a good Uncle if I didn’t learn about them. 😎

By the nitwits misunderstanding the album, or that 58-yr old Brian Keene is a Swiftie?

Co-signed.

CO-SIGNED!