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Yep! Y’all’s gay teddy bear from ATL. Still into Doctor Who/scifi, theme parks/amusement parks, and such. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ linktr.ee/thejoezer

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Merry Superb Owl Sunday for those who observe the occasion…

08.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a screengrab from JoeZer’s FB of a memory dated February 7th, 2014:

On this day
12 years ago
β€”
Feb 7, 2014
Wanna know what's cute? Kevidently  hatching a plan, telling me he has a plan, and him trying to keep it a surprise. He's like a puppy.

Picture of a screengrab from JoeZer’s FB of a memory dated February 7th, 2014: On this day 12 years ago β€” Feb 7, 2014 Wanna know what's cute? Kevidently hatching a plan, telling me he has a plan, and him trying to keep it a surprise. He's like a puppy.

Over in the zuckerverse I was reminded that 12yrs ago @kevidently.bsky.social was fit to burst with excitement about something he was planning to surprise me with back then and did his damnedest to not spoil it by blurting it out early.

08.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™πŸ’™

Not sure which one is cuter

08.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at you being a Chief Bogo minibeast to Clawhauser.

07.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the floor with his eyes closed . ALT: a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the floor with his eyes closed .
07.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoy

07.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I just order a new singlet online in a momentary pique of retail therapy?

Maaaaaaybeee

#chubbybearinspandex

05.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good mooglebeast

03.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are not β€œLeggies”.

Those, Sir, are young bulls capped off by adolescent sequoias.

03.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG NOWAY!! Me too.

02.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, good morning to ya there

31.01.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would die of the cute, if I saw it

31.01.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evolution from Mountain DranBeast to Suburbanite DranBeast, I see.

Nice. We get to see how your traps are thickening & taking over your neck easier.

31.01.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œApproved”

30.01.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL

27.01.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which is more apt to making snow angels: your Ventrue or Brujah?

27.01.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gawdsdamn your photog pal really captured the hulking beast well with these

26.01.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they don’t crack their car’s windows doing that

25.01.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a fun way to begin the year. I hope everything comes back ok.

22.01.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooo…where did you find the isolinear chip USB drive?

22.01.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be a good guess, yeah

22.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your dimple be dimple-ing

15.01.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*grumble grumble*

Feeling a might peeky. Checked 90mins ago and noted my thermometer showing signs of a low-grade fever. Runny nostril as well.

Will be doing a swab to see if it’s the vid-plague or not.

🀨

I am not pleased.

Also, I know I have not shared any deets about my trip. It’s coming…

15.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is β€œblew his nose” a euphamism…?

14.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For those playing along at home, I have arrived safely at my apartment. Now…disgorging the contents from the rental SUV that are fairly well tetris’d/jenga’d in it…

11.01.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Howdy from Disney Springs…

10.01.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can appreciate thisβ€”easily so. Yet, you do not have to work this hard to seduce me.

09.01.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, sweet friend.

Today is going to be taken slow. A bit of meditation in the memory garden where my mom’s & sister’s cremains are interred. Getting some time squidging my toes in the sand at the beach. Tiki drinks with Betsy.

09.01.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Tis a phine and phabulous posterior. Verily, β€˜tis one to be quite proud of as it may prove enticingly eyecatching for those who are lucky to cast their gaze upon thine gluteals.

09.01.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blad man with mostly white beard in a dark purple polo style shirt looking off to the side in a contemplative manner. What is he thinking? He’s thinking that anyone who expands the Alt Text is cute and should enjoy receiving oral pleasure from their preferred partner(s).

Blad man with mostly white beard in a dark purple polo style shirt looking off to the side in a contemplative manner. What is he thinking? He’s thinking that anyone who expands the Alt Text is cute and should enjoy receiving oral pleasure from their preferred partner(s).

Brief check-in while I’m down in Bradenton. At this very moment, I am about to have a solo breakfast (brunch?) in a Perkins I have not been in since I hung out with the theater kids from my college days (88 or 89–whichever year I was an extra in Scapino).

09.01.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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