Christopher Titus

Heads are going to explode 💥

Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.

All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3

Trump and his poop plane is probably one of the most childish, asshole-ish, clown, dipshit moves this pillow fisted, rapist, pedo has ever pulled.

It will be now. On it.

BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.

We have lost our minds.

We won’t get our international agriculture market back until we get rid of Congestive Heart Fuhrer.
Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.

Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50!

#FightFireWithFire

Everything is fine…..

Where the fuck are 1800 people?

Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal…
We’re only painting the exit side?
The dumb surrounded by the dumber.

Hey! Governor DeSantus:

Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.

LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.

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I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison?
We are so lost.
Good game, idiots.

Hey, flat earth morons!

Over on day one.

How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty?
How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long?
Either way our comfort is over.
This will get worse.

I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!

NEW ANGLE

Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.

But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…

Thomas Matthew Crooks' body was "gone" when Rep. tried to examine: Report "My effort to examine Crooks' body on Monday, August 5, caused quite a stir and revealed a disturbing fact," Clay Higgins said in a new report.

This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool.
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The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.

Trump’s a Russian asset.

YouTube video by christophertitustv TRUMP: PEACE THROUGH WAR! | Armageddon Update

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Trumps dad is American because of birthright citizenship.
Pass it on.
Trumps Mom wasn’t an American born citizen.
Pass it on
Trump splooshed out of the vagina of an immigrant.
Pass it on

I do not get it…are rich people struggling?

YouTube video by christophertitustv TRUMP'S FAST & FURIOUS F-UP!!! | Armageddon Update

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