Christopher Titus

Christopher Titus

@titusnation.bsky.social

Comedian, writer, fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent. CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com

55,354 Followers 157 Following 608 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 month ago
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Heads are going to explode 💥

Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.

All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
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4 months ago

Trump and his poop plane is probably one of the most childish, asshole-ish, clown, dipshit moves this pillow fisted, rapist, pedo has ever pulled.

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4 months ago

It will be now. On it.

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5 months ago
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BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.

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5 months ago

We have lost our minds.

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5 months ago

We won’t get our international agriculture market back until we get rid of Congestive Heart Fuhrer.
Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.

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Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50!

#FightFireWithFire

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5 months ago

Everything is fine…..

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5 months ago

Where the fuck are 1800 people?

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6 months ago

Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal…
We’re only painting the exit side?
The dumb surrounded by the dumber.

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6 months ago
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Hey! Governor DeSantus:

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6 months ago

Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.

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6 months ago

LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.

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7 months ago
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Donate to Support Rocky's Road to Recovery, organized by LaPorte Family On the morning of 8/3 Rocky was involved in a serious car accident that resulted in hi… LaPorte Family needs your support for Support Rocky's Road to Recovery

Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0

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7 months ago

I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison?
We are so lost.
Good game, idiots.

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7 months ago

Hey, flat earth morons!

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7 months ago

Over on day one.

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7 months ago

How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty?
How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long?
Either way our comfort is over.
This will get worse.

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7 months ago

I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.

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Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!

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NEW ANGLE

Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.

But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…

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7 months ago
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Thomas Matthew Crooks' body was "gone" when Rep. tried to examine: Report "My effort to examine Crooks' body on Monday, August 5, caused quite a stir and revealed a disturbing fact," Clay Higgins said in a new report.

This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool.
www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...

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8 months ago

The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.

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Trump’s a Russian asset.

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8 months ago
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TRUMP: PEACE THROUGH WAR! | Armageddon Update YouTube video by christophertitustv

youtu.be/qcsUuapVTNY?...

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8 months ago

Trumps dad is American because of birthright citizenship.
Pass it on.
Trumps Mom wasn’t an American born citizen.
Pass it on
Trump splooshed out of the vagina of an immigrant.
Pass it on

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8 months ago

I do not get it…are rich people struggling?

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8 months ago
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TRUMP'S FAST & FURIOUS F-UP!!! | Armageddon Update YouTube video by christophertitustv

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UafA... Courtesy of @titusnation.bsky.social

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