woke lamat 🏳️‍🌈

espurr that stares at gay people

she calculated this.....what a cunning beast

Dude I don't want to alarm you but they're comparing your tweets to the original JP text. No yeah you got butchered in localization bro I'm sorry.

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

Jonathan the Tortoise (left) and friend

Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old

192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!

look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?

"warning: do not open outside" tag with birds attacking an open box on a box of mealworms

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

Teto!

#Teto #KasaneTeto #UTAU

A gijinka (human version) of Mega Lucario Z, with Miku elements

Mega Miku Z

shiver holding their hand out to the viewer, saying “Let’s take hormones together.”

long overdue redraw of an old sketch
#splatoon

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing people and Pokémon gathered together for a group picture

close up screenshot of a round Raichu without its white belly patch in the Pokémon anime

look at this raichu

The Hatsune Miku I saw in a dream

THE COURT: Okay. Case settled? MS. CONROY: Unfortunately no, your Honor. THE COURT: Rats.

Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

a smol, angy <bleep>

the omega protocol raid planner is in construction- - -
#ffxiv #art #FFXIVArt

Panel 1: A muscular guy with upturned hair in a tank-top, wearing a gold chain and gold watch. He is raising his left arm to gesture while speaking, head turned up smugly with his eyes closed, and saying "basically, there are 2 TYPES of men." Panel 2: He puts down his hand and look confidently ahead. He says "ALPHAS, the dominant WINNERS of the world, and BETAS, the losers." Panel 3: A girl with swirly glasses, messy hair, and a grey oversized sweatshirt has a pink "ita-bag" strapped on her shoulder. She says "What if there was a third type that could get pregnant." Panel 4: He looks at her, the confidence of his expression wavering slightly, and says "Bro I am so freakin scared of you."

Illustration of the aurora borealis, in vibrant colours against a starry winter night sky, with dark silhouettes of trees in the foreground.

Aurora borealis on a winter night ✨

#art #illustration

I'll be honest I think I just gaslit myself into thinking it was for all these years because it made sense to me and I've never seen the shiny otherwise lmfao

Huh. I always thought shiny Skarmory was yellow/gold

Just did a test of the new Mario Kart World patch and I think Nintendo really outdid themselves this time.

Here's a sketch of sailor Jupiter as a fantasy knight I did:

#sailormoon

some more pokemon gijinkas. staff of a spooky manor

暗エメ

BITCH I'M TRYING

my condolences you have those freaks on your world