Mike Holtzclaw

I love how Gaby Hoffman turns up where I’m not expecting her

The president is deploying the military in cities run by the rival party and congressional districts are being redrawn to subvert the will of the voters, but we can all breathe east knowing that Cracker Barrel won’t change its logo

Uncomfortable truth about Friends: We’re supposed to believe Emily was totally unreasonable with Ross … but he behaved the exact same way regarding Rachel’s friendship with Mark. His insecurity is why they could never stay together long-term.

I’m unclear as to why the government is investigating that horrific plane/helicopter crash. The president already said, very definitively, that it happened because there weren’t enough straight white males in charge

Every so often I listen to a few minutes of the Charlie Kirk Show to remind myself what it sounds like when a weasel talks

“Love and mercy to you and your friends tonight”

“You don’t need darkness to do what you think is right”

“I want to be grateful for what is mine / and when it’s not, be satisfied / Take these two halves and make ‘em rhyme / Leave this world better than the way I found it”

Not to open up a whole thing, but when a person is in the habit of marking religious and patriotic holidays with angry, paranoid rants, typed in all caps with misspellings and no punctuation, that person is not in his right mind.

Just crushed by the news that Jill Sobule has died in a house fire. A brilliant songwriter and by all accounts a kind, generous soul.

Once again I find myself wanting to step on the scale used by the White House physician to measure our current POTUS at 224 pounds.

Last night was embarrassing. One side heckling like a middle school assembly, the other side carrying on like hooligans at a soccer match, and the president hurling feces like a feral chimp. Why do we accept this?

The spectacle with Zelensky in the Oval Office ranks second, behind 1/6/2021, on the ranking of Trump’s most disgusting and indefensible moments

Our president is banning the associated press until they change the style guide on Gulf of America. It’s like having Puggsley Addams in the Oval Office

Felt really good to delete the X app.

Gratitude: Winter weather approaching and your neighbor brings over a big haul of firewood from his pile. Good neighbors don’t check to see if you voted line them. They just reach out.

Never take for granted how good it feels on a cold day to step into a warm home

Hello. I'm here. ... and today is the day we've waited for.