Jimmy L 📚

how much diarrhea can it give you before you have to refill it?

I could never do that because my dad was already bent.

i'm as high as the stars. i can't even find myself on a map.

let me know if there's anything i can do to ruin your career. 🤪

there's no good reason to transition from hamster wheels.

they have two doors: griffin and griffout.

just thinking about what would be popular in our fair land.

streaking in SUV's?

maybe streaking with assault rifles?

that makes sense. more kids than you realize poop wallets.

may I suggest renaming the software Jimmy Kimmel Live?

I have AI watch movies for me. Afterward I ask AI to tell me about the movies and I have a different AI listen for me.

love the shirt!

tell her you expect dicks every time. otherwise how will she know?

i've never spent 4 days straight.

i was forced to be born. so far it sucks.

wouldn't you like it to come out with the entrees? otherwise you'll be done when everyone else is still eating and you'll have to sit there and watch like you had a lobotomy.

i knew a penis broker.

just report it. if no one claims it within seven days, it's yours.

bean there.

i've only been to one club so I don't have anything to compare it to but i'm locked in the bathroom and i think everyone left.

i'm more of a legume man.

not migrants. poor people. they sometimes mix up different people they hate.

I like how trying you are.

enemy from within?

...brainworms?

round DOWN, motherfuckers.

even so, you manage to say a lot with very little said stuff.

"Toto, I don't think we're in a democracy anymore."

THANKS!!!

whereas we all know his REAL enemy is English.

it figures that they're going to forge pay.